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    Larry
    wrote on 7 Aug 2020, 02:17 last edited by
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    Welcome to the National Sarcasm Society.

    Like we need your support....

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 11 Aug 2020, 21:42 last edited by
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      If I make a woman breakfast in bed, a simple ‘thank you’ is enough.

      None of this ‘how did you get in my house’ business, please.

      Only non-witches get due process.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 13 Aug 2020, 00:36 last edited by
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        Apparently, that random guy in the parking lot was just tying his shoe and didn't actually want to play leap frog.  My bad dude, my bad.

        Only non-witches get due process.

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          Larry
          wrote on 13 Aug 2020, 03:04 last edited by
          #89

          Link to video

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 13 Aug 2020, 03:35 last edited by
            #90

            I caught my son chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him.

            He’s doing better currently. And conducting himself properly.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              Larry
              wrote on 13 Aug 2020, 04:34 last edited by
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              My neighbor's wife has a whale tattoo on her ass. It used to be a porpoise.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 14 Aug 2020, 22:00 last edited by
                #92

                I guess we all have personal hang ups about our appearance.

                Personally my worry is that one of my balls is bigger than the other two.

                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  Larry
                  wrote on 15 Aug 2020, 00:04 last edited by
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                  I was so disappointed when I heard they won't be making yardsticks any longer....

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                    Larry
                    wrote on 18 Aug 2020, 15:33 last edited by
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                    Doctor: "How many fingers now?"

                    Me: "this just isn't how I envisioned a prostate exam worked..."

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                      Larry
                      wrote on 18 Aug 2020, 15:36 last edited by
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                      They said schizophrenia is an illness And I should take medication.

                      But look who's over here and not lonely during the covid19 lockdown!.....

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                        Larry
                        wrote on 18 Aug 2020, 15:41 last edited by
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                        A guy walks up to a pretty girl standing next to the jukebox. "Wow - great thong!"

                        She slaps him in the face and walks off.

                        The guy says.... "Thorry... wath it thomething i thaid?"....

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                          Larry
                          wrote on 18 Aug 2020, 15:59 last edited by
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                          Scientists have discovered a way to milk sheep.

                          Just release a new iPhone every year.

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                            Larry
                            wrote on 18 Aug 2020, 16:00 last edited by
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                            Did Charles Darwin die of natural causes?

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                              Larry
                              wrote on 18 Aug 2020, 16:06 last edited by
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                              Joe Biden was all excited. His test came back negative.

                              Not even Kamala Harris has the heart to tell him he had taken an IQ test.

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                                18 Aug 2020, 15:59

                                Scientists have discovered a way to milk sheep.

                                Just release a new iPhone every year.

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                                Horace
                                wrote on 18 Aug 2020, 19:57 last edited by
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                                @Larry said in So....:

                                Scientists have discovered a way to milk sheep.

                                Just release a new iPhone every year.

                                I think humor has a time and a place, but maybe we should shut this thread down if this is the direction it's headed.

                                Education is extremely important.

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                                  18 Aug 2020, 19:57

                                  @Larry said in So....:

                                  Scientists have discovered a way to milk sheep.

                                  Just release a new iPhone every year.

                                  I think humor has a time and a place, but maybe we should shut this thread down if this is the direction it's headed.

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                                  Mik
                                  wrote on 18 Aug 2020, 20:02 last edited by
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                                  @Horace said in So....:

                                  @Larry said in So....:

                                  Scientists have discovered a way to milk sheep.

                                  Just release a new iPhone every year.

                                  I think humor has a time and a place, but maybe we should shut this thread down if this is the direction it's headed.

                                  AAPLied science in humor.

                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 22 Aug 2020, 09:34 last edited by
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                                    My wife says I have two faults.

                                    I don’t listen and something else.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 22 Aug 2020, 13:53 last edited by
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                                      Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Larry
                                        wrote on 22 Aug 2020, 17:41 last edited by
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                                        I don't get it.... every w/o an likes to be swept off her feet...

                                        But the minute you try to stuff her in the trunk.......

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                                          Larry
                                          wrote on 22 Aug 2020, 17:49 last edited by
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                                          Are people in Wal-Mart called Walmartians?

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