So....
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A hunter on safari came across a dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it. The hunter asked the pygmy if he had killed it.
"Yes. "
"How Did a little guy like you kill such a large animal?"
"I killed it with my club."
"Damn! How big is your club?"
"There's about 200 of us, I think..." -
My best friend passed away years ago.
Grieving before his grave I said,
“Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?
A month later, my wife gave birth to a baby boy. As my child grows older I realize he looks a lot like my best friend.
I’m really happy my prayer worked.
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