So....
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wrote on 21 Jun 2022, 17:35 last edited by
Lol....
Dr. "Mr. Smith, you're going to have to stop masturbating.."
Mr. Smith : "Why?"
Dr. : "Because I'm trying to clean your teeth,......."
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wrote on 26 Jun 2022, 14:48 last edited by
Scientists announced that dolphins are second to man in intelligence.
I guess that pushes women down to third place.
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wrote on 27 Jun 2022, 12:36 last edited by
The guy that coined the term “one hit wonder” never came up with another catchy phrase.
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wrote on 29 Jun 2022, 00:09 last edited by
My friend had strobe lights installed in his bedroom. He says the sex is the same, but his wife looks like she’s moving.
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wrote on 29 Jun 2022, 00:12 last edited by
What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
The taste.
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wrote on 29 Jun 2022, 00:12 last edited by
I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people...
...but none of them work.
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wrote on 29 Jun 2022, 00:14 last edited by
So this guy with premature ejaculation comes outta nowhere...
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wrote on 29 Jun 2022, 03:35 last edited by
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
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wrote on 29 Jun 2022, 13:21 last edited by
I heard this cool music coming from my printer last night.
Apparently my paper was jamming.
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wrote on 30 Jun 2022, 23:29 last edited by
My wife and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's.
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My wife and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's.
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wrote on 2 Jul 2022, 10:45 last edited by
Can we ban “Yo Momma” jokes?
They’re old, stupid, and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times.
Just like yo momma.
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wrote on 3 Jul 2022, 22:50 last edited by
I really don't watch soccer...
If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes, I would have taken my friends out to the bar.
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wrote on 4 Jul 2022, 11:21 last edited by
So…. 50% of Roger Federer’s name is “er”.
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wrote on 5 Jul 2022, 14:44 last edited by
So, yesterday was the Fourth of July, I just told my daughters they were named after George Washington.
About 280 years after to be precise.
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wrote on 10 Jul 2022, 09:03 last edited by
I’ve never been very good at geography. But I can name one city in France, which is nice.
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wrote on 11 Jul 2022, 21:56 last edited by
How many Mexicans does it take to..
HOLY SHIT THEY’RE ALREADY DONE
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wrote on 11 Jul 2022, 21:57 last edited by
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!!
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wrote on 13 Jul 2022, 23:57 last edited by
’m so tired of Millennials and their attitudes.
Always walking around like they rent the place.