So....
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The version I heard….
Cop shows up at the door, talks to the guy there.
“I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but it looks like your wife got run over by a bus”
“Yeah I know but she takes it up the ass and is good with the kids”.
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Scientists announced that dolphins are second to man in intelligence.
I guess that pushes women down to third place.
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The guy that coined the term “one hit wonder” never came up with another catchy phrase.
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My friend had strobe lights installed in his bedroom. He says the sex is the same, but his wife looks like she’s moving.
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I heard this cool music coming from my printer last night.
Apparently my paper was jamming.
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My wife and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's.
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So…. 50% of Roger Federer’s name is “er”.
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I’ve never been very good at geography. But I can name one city in France, which is nice.
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How many Mexicans does it take to..
HOLY SHIT THEY’RE ALREADY DONE
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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!!