So....
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Her: My husband’s been having trouble falling asleep.
Dr: Have you tried telling him about your day?
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My buddy was bragging that his 3D printer could print a gun. But I wasn’t impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
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The longest drum solo in history lasted 10 hours and 43 minutes.
It was performed by the kid sitting behind me on Delta 237 from LA to Tokyo.
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My buddy was bragging that his 3D printer could print a gun. But I wasn’t impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
wrote on 9 May 2022, 22:16 last edited byMy buddy was bragging that his 3D printer could print a gun. But I wasn’t impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
Stealing....
The longest drum solo in history lasted 10 hours and 43 minutes.
It was performed by the kid sitting behind me on Delta 237 from LA to Tokyo.
Yeah, that one too.
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I just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick an ice cube up off the kitchen floor.
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Anybody can masturbate under a sheet.
But it takes real skill to do it without the hairdresser noticing.
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So....
Why does the Russian Navy have glass bottom boats?...
So they can see their Air Force....
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So....
Why does the Russian Navy have glass bottom boats?...
So they can see their Air Force....
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If Elon Musk came out as gay, would you oppose Musk man dates?
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I always close my eyes when I kiss a woman.
In my experience you get far less pepper spray in them that way.
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I met my girlfriend on tinder.
Man that was awkward.
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I’ve started seeing a girl… Fortunately, she hasn’t seen me, yet.
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Q. Why is the sand wet?
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"How am I supposed to trust you when you keep running away every time I untie you?"
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So....
The sexual position known as 69 will henceforth be known as 96 as the cost of eating out has gone up...
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The elderly wife in church turned to her husband and said, “I’ve just done a silent fart. What should I do?”
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
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What pronouns does chocolate use?
Her/she.
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So.. I asked my grandfather how, after 70 years of marriage, why he still calls grandma "sweetie" or "love" or "gorgeous"....
He replied, "I forgot her name years ago and there's no way I could ask."
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So.. I asked my grandfather how, after 70 years of marriage, why he still calls grandma "sweetie" or "love" or "gorgeous"....
He replied, "I forgot her name years ago and there's no way I could ask."
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