So....
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
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I’m pretty excited, I just got final confirmation from my loan officer.
I’m closing on a full tank of gas this weekend.
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I checked Kelly Blue Book to see the value of my car.
It asked me if the tank was empty or full.
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Gas has gotten so expensive, rappers are now drinking it in music videos.