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@larry said in So....:
Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...
Good one, Larry. Will be sharing this.
What does sex and the military have in common?
You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….
(Maybe too soon)
@xenon said in So....:
What does sex and the military have in common? You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….
Perfect.
I tried drag racing the other day.
It was BRUTAL running in those heels......
So...
I was captured by a mime...
He did unspeakable things to me....
I don’t always roll a joint.
But when I do it’s my ankle.
So I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.
How the hell am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?
When I was younger, I thought "Drink Responsibly" meant don't spill it.
@catseye3 said in So....:
In retrospect, hiding the microchips in the horse dewormer was brilliant.
The women of king Arthur’s court must have been happy….
….they Camelot.
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Doyathinkhesaurus.
I went to a zoo the other day.
It only had one animal.
A dog.
It was a shitzu.
So I was at the bar last night and the waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?"
I said, "Hell, I know the entire alphabet."
Everyone laughed . . . well, everyone except this one guy.
How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one: they are very efficient and have no sense of humour.
I just turned wine into vomit.
Your move, Jesus.
Did you hear about Xerox and Wurlitzer merging? They are going to focus on reproductive organs.
I went on a blind date once.
It didn’t start out that way but the bitch brought pepper spray.
@jon-nyc said in So....:
I just turned wine into vomit. Your move, Jesus.
Stealing that one...
I dipped my ball in glitter this morning.
Pretty nuts.