So....
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wrote on 26 Jul 2021, 09:48 last edited by
What if UFOs are just billionaires from other planets?
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wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 19:26 last edited by Larry
I'm getting sick and tired of pretentious pricks trying to impress everyone by mentioning Mozart as if that makes them appear "cultured"...,,
When the assholes have probably never even seen one of his paintings.....
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wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 19:30 last edited by
So.......
You'd think that by now Bon Jovi would be more than halfway there...
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wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 19:34 last edited by
The most common cause of dry skin:
Towels
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wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 19:40 last edited by
What's the most common cause of athlete's foot?
Just curious.
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What's the most common cause of athlete's foot?
Just curious.
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wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 22:19 last edited by Larry
Athletes.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....
If they get Olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn...
Where are they getting baby oil?
Athletes.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....
If they get olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn...
Where are they getting baby oil?
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wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 23:01 last edited by
The Mother Superior calls a meeting with all the nuns in the convent.
She says "Ladies, we have a case of ghonnorhea in the convent!"
One nun looks at another nun and says "well, Good! I was getting a little tired of Chardonnay..".
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wrote on 4 Aug 2021, 19:18 last edited by
So......
I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,
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So......
I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,
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wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 01:05 last edited by
Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
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A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.
And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.
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A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.
And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.
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wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 22:11 last edited by
So....my front lawn is rather green because of all the rain we've been getting here in southern Maine lately.
I'll have to mow it tomorrow.
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wrote on 7 Aug 2021, 15:19 last edited by
Teacher: Little Johnny, what comes after 69?
Little Johnny: mouthwash.....
