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Liam O’Toole applied for a forklift job at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin.
A Norwegian applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptions by the Manager.
When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20.
The manager went to O’Toole and said: “Thank you for coming to the interview, but we’ve decided to give the Norwegian the job.”And why would you be doing that? replied O’Toole, “We both got 19 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job?”
The manager responded, “We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong.”
“And just how would one incorrect answer be better than another?”That’s simple. On question number 7 the Norwegian wrote down – ‘I don’t know.’
You put down – ‘Neither do I.’
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Three professors (a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician) are called in to see their dean. Just as they arrive the dean is called out of his office, leaving the three professors there.
The professors see with alarm that there is a fire in the wastebasket.
The physicist says, "I know what to do! We must cool down the materials until their temperature is lower than the ignition temperature and then the fire will go out."
The chemist says, "No! No! I know what to do! We must cut off the supply of oxygen so that the fire will go out due to lack of one of the reactants."
While the physicist and chemist debate what course to take, they both are alarmed to see the statistician running around the room starting other fires.
They both scream, "What are you doing?!?" "Trying to get an adequate sample size!"
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What's the most common cause of athlete's foot?
Just curious.
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What's the most common cause of athlete's foot?
Just curious.
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Athletes.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....
If they get Olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn...
Where are they getting baby oil?
Athletes.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get....
If they get olive oil out of olives, and corn oil out of corn...
Where are they getting baby oil?
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So......
I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,
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Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
Only non-witches get due process.
- Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.
And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.
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A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.
And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.
