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@lufins-dad said in So....:
Go to the animal shelter to get a dog and you're a saint.
But go to the women's shelter for a new girlfriend and everybody loses their mind.
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Well, that didn't take long for you to find the right occasion.
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Rules for a successful marriage:
The couple had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage. The husband was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation.
"It's simple," he said. "Division of labor. My wife makes all the small, routine decisions. She decides what house we buy, where we go on vacation, whether the kids go to private schools, if I should change my job, and so on."
"And you?"
"I make the big, fundamental decisions. I decide if the United States should declare war on China, if Congress should appropriate money for a manned expedition to Mars, and so on."
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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When I was a young kid, I used to go to David’s barber shop. David used to whisper to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
So David put a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then called me over and asked, "Which do you want, son?"
I would always take the quarters and leave.
"What did I tell you?" said David. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer left, he saw me coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
I licked my cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
