So....
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wrote on 24 Sept 2020, 17:57 last edited by
So... times are A little hard right now so I will be selling nude photos of myself to make some extra money.
5 dollars each if you want one.
25 dollars if you don't...
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wrote on 24 Sept 2020, 18:38 last edited by
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus.
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wrote on 24 Sept 2020, 19:41 last edited by
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus.
Does this website look familiar to you?
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wrote on 24 Sept 2020, 20:30 last edited by
Ha. No.
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wrote on 24 Sept 2020, 20:31 last edited by
Well, both of the jokes you posted today are from the top three jokes on this site.
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wrote on 24 Sept 2020, 20:46 last edited by
What are the odds that two completely independent sources would post such shit jokes?
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wrote on 26 Sept 2020, 20:39 last edited by
A have real problems with speed bumps.
But I’ve been getting over them slowly.
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wrote on 26 Sept 2020, 20:41 last edited by
I got a new blindfold.
But I couldn’t see myself wearing it.
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What are the odds that two completely independent sources would post such shit jokes?
wrote on 26 Sept 2020, 22:25 last edited by@Doctor-Phibes said in So....:
What are the odds that two completely independent sources would post such shit jokes?
England has a new missile they named Civil Servant.
It doesn't work and nobody can fire it.
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wrote on 27 Sept 2020, 11:55 last edited by
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
This means: “Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have sh*t in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Joe Biden. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
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wrote on 7 Oct 2020, 21:22 last edited by xenon 10 Jul 2020, 21:22
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
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wrote on 7 Oct 2020, 22:43 last edited by
Sometimes at parties I walk up to people I don’t know, look them in the eye, and say “I just want you to know that I personally have no problem with you being here.”
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wrote on 8 Oct 2020, 20:38 last edited by jon-nyc 10 Aug 2020, 21:23
Two rednecks were sitting on their porch, shooting the breeze, when a big flatbed went by with a full load of sod on it.
“I’m gonna do that once I win the lottery, Cletus."
“Do what, Jim?”
“Send my lawn out to get mowed.”
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wrote on 8 Oct 2020, 21:20 last edited by
Hahahahaha
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Two rednecks were sitting on their porch, shooting the breeze, when a big flatbed went by with a full load of sod on it.
“I’m gonna do that once I win the lottery, Cletus."
“Do what, Jim?”
“Send my lawn out to get mowed.”
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wrote on 8 Oct 2020, 21:23 last edited by
So.... I saw a sign at a farm today that said "duck, eggs".
I was contemplating the use of a comma when it hit me.....
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So.... I saw a sign at a farm today that said "duck, eggs".
I was contemplating the use of a comma when it hit me.....
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wrote on 8 Oct 2020, 21:39 last edited by
So....
Bubba was driving down the road drinking a beer when he spotted a police roadblock up ahead. He thought "oh crap, if I get caught with an open beer I'll be in a lot of trouble."
Suddenly his eyes lit up, and he pulled off to the side of the road, finished drinking the beer, then peeled the label off the bottle and stuck it to his forehead, threw the bottle under his seat, and drove on up to the roadblock.
A police officer looked at him and said "have you been drinking?"
Bubba pointed to his forehead and said "nope! I'm on the patch......"
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wrote on 8 Oct 2020, 21:40 last edited by
