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jon-nyc

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I saw a bird eating avocado toast.

I guess it was some sort of millennial falcon.
“In the 25 years that I served in the United States Congress, Republicans never, ever, one time agreed on what a health care proposal should look like. Not once.”

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jon-nyc

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I just turned wine into vomit.

Your move, Jesus.
“In the 25 years that I served in the United States Congress, Republicans never, ever, one time agreed on what a health care proposal should look like. Not once.”

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jon-nyc

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My wife asked me if her appendix scar made her look unattractive.

Apparently “Don’t worry, honey, your tits cover it” wasn’t the answer she was looking for.
“In the 25 years that I served in the United States Congress, Republicans never, ever, one time agreed on what a health care proposal should look like. Not once.”

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jon-nyc

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I’ve opened a can of worms. They just sit there, the worms.

Hardly the chaos that’s been advertised.
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Horace

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Link to video
Education is extremely important.
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jon-nyc

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Rectal Grease went and complained to HR and now we can't use nicknames at work anymore...
“In the 25 years that I served in the United States Congress, Republicans never, ever, one time agreed on what a health care proposal should look like. Not once.”

Former Speaker of the House John Boehner
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I’ve opened a can of worms. They just sit there, the worms.

Hardly the chaos that’s been advertised.
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@jon-nyc said in So....:

I’ve opened a can of worms. They just sit there, the worms.

Hardly the chaos that’s been advertised.

Recent evidence suggest that a barrel full of monkeys is not half as much fun as previously claimed, and is, in fact, rather horrifying!
I was only joking
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jon-nyc

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What’s the difference between a dollar and a pound?

I don’t dollar your mom.
“In the 25 years that I served in the United States Congress, Republicans never, ever, one time agreed on what a health care proposal should look like. Not once.”

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jon-nyc

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My dad said to me “Do something you love, and you’ll never work a day in your life.”

He was right. I majored in philosophy and have been unemployed since.
“In the 25 years that I served in the United States Congress, Republicans never, ever, one time agreed on what a health care proposal should look like. Not once.”

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jon-nyc

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I got the wife tested for Tourette’s Syndrome and she came back negative.

Turns out I am a cunt and she does want me to fuck off.
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