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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    jon-nyc
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    #1007

    If I refuse to do cardio, does that count as resistance training?

    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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    • jon-nycJ Online
      jon-nycJ Online
      jon-nyc
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      #1008

      Me: It’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up.

      Cop: Sir, that’s not how field sobriety tests work.

      Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

        If I refuse to do cardio, does that count as resistance training?

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        Klaus
        wrote on last edited by
        #1009

        @jon-nyc said in So....:

        If I refuse to do cardio, does that count as resistance training?

        Good one!

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        • taiwan_girlT Offline
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          taiwan_girl
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          #1010

          So,

          An old relative of mine told people at least three times that the Titanic was going to sink on its first voyage.
          Then, security came and took him from the movie theater.

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          • jon-nycJ Online
            jon-nycJ Online
            jon-nyc
            wrote on last edited by
            #1011

            My friend has a bad stutter and by the time he told us his Nana had died, we were all singing Hey Jude.

            Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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            • LuFins DadL Offline
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              LuFins Dad
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              #1012

              Why is it a good thing when a woman goes through a box of tissues watching a movie, and gross when a guy goes through a box of tissues watching a movie?

              The Brad

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              • jon-nycJ Online
                jon-nycJ Online
                jon-nyc
                wrote on last edited by
                #1013

                Lol

                Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                • jon-nycJ Online
                  jon-nycJ Online
                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #1014

                  To teach my kids about Democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza.

                  Then I ordered sushi because we don't live in a swing state, so their votes don't matter.

                  Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                  • jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #1015

                    I’m terrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

                    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                    • jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #1016

                      When I was young I thought rich people owned Bose systems and the rest of us owned Sony products.

                      Turns out those were just stereotypes.

                      Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                      • LuFins DadL Offline
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                        LuFins Dad
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                        #1017

                        Karla just told me she wants another dog. In the past year, that’s 2 cats and 1 dog… I think she might be going through Many Paws.

                        The Brad

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                        • jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nyc
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                          #1018

                          Bro: Worst she could do is say no.

                          Her: Ewww.

                          Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                          • jon-nycJ Online
                            jon-nycJ Online
                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #1019

                            If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner you’re a terrible parent.

                            I don’t care how busy you are, find the time to microwave them.

                            Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                            • jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nyc
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                              #1020

                              I did my first nude painting yesterday.

                              The neighbors weren't happy but my front door looks great.

                              Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                              • jon-nycJ Online
                                jon-nycJ Online
                                jon-nyc
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                                #1021

                                I finally perfected the art of turning yarn into alcohol.

                                I knit you shot.

                                Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                • jon-nycJ Online
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                                  To everyone who wrote ‘stay cool’ in my high school yearbook, I have some devastating news…

                                  Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                  • jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nyc
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                                    I couldn’t afford an ancestry DNA kit.

                                    So I started a rumor that I won the lottery and found all my relatives in record time.

                                    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                    • jon-nycJ Online
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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      #1024

                                      You might not be the dumbest person in the world….

                                      But you better hope he doesn’t die.

                                      Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                      • jon-nycJ Online
                                        jon-nycJ Online
                                        jon-nyc
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                                        #1025

                                        What if there were no hypothetical questions?

                                        Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                        • jon-nycJ Online
                                          jon-nycJ Online
                                          jon-nyc
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                                          #1026

                                          People’s IQ should be presented like the weather.

                                          Actual IQ: 105
                                          Feels like: 82

                                          Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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