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    LuFins Dad
    wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 14:04 last edited by
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    If I was Biden, I think I would ask for a thorough cleaning and sanitizing before taking residence...

    The Brad

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      89th
      wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 14:06 last edited by
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      I LOL’d reading this thread

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        Doctor Phibes
        wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 14:07 last edited by
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        A list of unpaid bills is my serious guess.

        I was only joking

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          Axtremus
          wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 14:21 last edited by
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          Whatever it is, it will go into Trump’s permanent record in the National Archives.

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          • A Axtremus
            20 Jan 2021, 14:21

            Whatever it is, it will go into Trump’s permanent record in the National Archives.

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            Aqua Letifer
            wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 14:33 last edited by
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            @axtremus said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

            Whatever it is, it will go into Trump’s permanent record in the National Archives.

            Say Ax, what's your take on the direction of gravity?

            Please love yourself.

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            • A Axtremus
              20 Jan 2021, 14:21

              Whatever it is, it will go into Trump’s permanent record in the National Archives.

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              Copper
              wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 14:38 last edited by
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              @axtremus said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

              Whatever it is, it will go into Trump’s permanent record in the National Archives.

              It seems like it should end up in the Biden library.

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              • M Mik
                20 Jan 2021, 13:58

                Whaddya think it will say?

                "Try to stay awake, Sleepy Joe!'

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                AndyD
                wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 14:59 last edited by
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                @mik said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                Whaddya think it will say?

                "Try to stay awake, Sleepy Joe!'

                😀

                Meanwhile Whitehouse maintenance are rumoured to be today celebrating the flushing of a sinker which has been slowly dissolving over the last few days

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                • A Aqua Letifer
                  20 Jan 2021, 14:33

                  @axtremus said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                  Whatever it is, it will go into Trump’s permanent record in the National Archives.

                  Say Ax, what's your take on the direction of gravity?

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                  Axtremus
                  wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 15:00 last edited by
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                  @aqua-letifer said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                  Say Ax, what's your take on the direction of gravity?

                  It’s a bit off topic, but ok ... the gravitational field generally points towards the body that generates said field. In a classical model with two point masses in free space, the two bodies experience gravitational fields that attract them towards each other. As a manner of speaking, one can say that “the direction of gravity,” as it concerns two bodies of masses, is “towards each other.”

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                  • A Axtremus
                    20 Jan 2021, 15:00

                    @aqua-letifer said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                    Say Ax, what's your take on the direction of gravity?

                    It’s a bit off topic, but ok ... the gravitational field generally points towards the body that generates said field. In a classical model with two point masses in free space, the two bodies experience gravitational fields that attract them towards each other. As a manner of speaking, one can say that “the direction of gravity,” as it concerns two bodies of masses, is “towards each other.”

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                    Aqua Letifer
                    wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 15:01 last edited by
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                    @axtremus said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                    @aqua-letifer said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                    Say Ax, what's your take on the direction of gravity?

                    It’s a bit off topic, but ok ... the gravitational field generally points towards the body that generates said field. In a classical model with two point masses in free space, the two bodies experience gravitational fields that attract them towards each other. As a manner of speaking, one can say that “the direction of gravity,” as it concerns two bodies of masses, is “towards each other.”

                    What is a "body of mass"?

                    Please love yourself.

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                    • A Aqua Letifer
                      20 Jan 2021, 15:01

                      @axtremus said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                      @aqua-letifer said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                      Say Ax, what's your take on the direction of gravity?

                      It’s a bit off topic, but ok ... the gravitational field generally points towards the body that generates said field. In a classical model with two point masses in free space, the two bodies experience gravitational fields that attract them towards each other. As a manner of speaking, one can say that “the direction of gravity,” as it concerns two bodies of masses, is “towards each other.”

                      What is a "body of mass"?

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                      Axtremus
                      wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 15:10 last edited by
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                      @aqua-letifer said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                      What is a "body of mass"?

                      A collection of things with mass that are confined to a contiguous region in three dimensional space.

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                      • A Aqua Letifer
                        20 Jan 2021, 15:01

                        @axtremus said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                        @aqua-letifer said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                        Say Ax, what's your take on the direction of gravity?

                        It’s a bit off topic, but ok ... the gravitational field generally points towards the body that generates said field. In a classical model with two point masses in free space, the two bodies experience gravitational fields that attract them towards each other. As a manner of speaking, one can say that “the direction of gravity,” as it concerns two bodies of masses, is “towards each other.”

                        What is a "body of mass"?

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                        LuFins Dad
                        wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 15:14 last edited by
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                        @aqua-letifer said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                        @axtremus said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                        @aqua-letifer said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                        Say Ax, what's your take on the direction of gravity?

                        It’s a bit off topic, but ok ... the gravitational field generally points towards the body that generates said field. In a classical model with two point masses in free space, the two bodies experience gravitational fields that attract them towards each other. As a manner of speaking, one can say that “the direction of gravity,” as it concerns two bodies of masses, is “towards each other.”

                        What is a "body of mass"?

                        Isn’t that what you call a collection of Catholics gathering for a service?

                        The Brad

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                        • A Axtremus
                          20 Jan 2021, 15:10

                          @aqua-letifer said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                          What is a "body of mass"?

                          A collection of things with mass that are confined to a contiguous region in three dimensional space.

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                          Aqua Letifer
                          wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 15:23 last edited by
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                          @axtremus said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                          @aqua-letifer said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                          What is a "body of mass"?

                          A collection of things with mass that are confined to a contiguous region in three dimensional space.

                          Who assembles this "collection"?

                          Please love yourself.

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                          • A Aqua Letifer
                            20 Jan 2021, 14:33

                            @axtremus said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                            Whatever it is, it will go into Trump’s permanent record in the National Archives.

                            Say Ax, what's your take on the direction of gravity?

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                            Doctor Phibes
                            wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 15:28 last edited by
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                            @aqua-letifer said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                            @axtremus said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                            Whatever it is, it will go into Trump’s permanent record in the National Archives.

                            Say Ax, what's your take on the direction of gravity?

                            That's really naive.

                            I was only joking

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                            • J jon-nyc
                              20 Jan 2021, 14:01

                              My guess is aides spent several days crafting the classiest thing he would actually sign and it isn't that bad.

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                              Loki
                              wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 15:42 last edited by
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                              @jon-nyc said in OK, Trump apparently left a note for Biden...:

                              My guess is aides spent several days crafting the classiest thing he would actually sign and it isn't that bad.

                              Bingo

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                                George K
                                wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 15:59 last edited by
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                                alt text

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Copper
                                  wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 16:01 last edited by
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                                  Run that thing through the spell, grammar check.

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                                  • G George K
                                    20 Jan 2021, 15:59

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                                    Rich
                                    wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 16:40 last edited by
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                                    @george-k That’s great, lol.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 16:40 last edited by
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                                      Hilarious

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        Catseye3
                                        wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 16:52 last edited by
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                                        Here's another one, courtesy of the Chicago Tribune:

                                        Dear LOSER!!

                                        Welcome to the White House, you sleepy dope. I am leaving not because you beat me but because I choose to stop being president because I have already been THE BEST president in American history. Many have said that. I hear it all the time, people say, “Sir, there has never been a president like you.”

                                        And I know they’re right. I’ve accomplished more than any president in history, and I remain incredibly popular and everyone loves me, especially my late father. And also Lindsey Graham. Just ask him, he tells me that all the time. He’s a total loser, but he knows a good president when he sees one. By the way, I left a file about him in the desk here. It contains … some things, if you know what I mean. Just wave it around if you ever need to get him to do something for you. He’s like a trained dog.

                                        Anyway, back to all the things I’ve done that you will never match, and it won’t even be close.

                                        I built the big, beautiful wall to keep out the bad hombres. Nobody called them bad hombres before I did. I came up with that, and people love it. It was so smart. Some slobs said it was racist, but they’re racist. I’m the least racist person I’ve ever met. By far.

                                        But yes, I built the wall. Some will say there are still hundreds of miles of open border, but I haven’t seen them so they don’t exist. FAKE NEWS!

                                        We have our great Trump wall, and do you know who’s paying for that wall? Do you? Because actually, I don’t. I kept sending the contractor bills in an envelope clearly marked “MEXICO!” but it just kept getting returned. Good luck with that.

                                        Speaking of bills, I’m gonna need you to pay Rudy Giuliani for me. He’s a great American patriot and represented me in all this RIGGED ELECTION stuff. He did a terrible job, frankly. I told him to find me fraud and he didn’t find a thing, even though I know it’s out there because that guy from the pillow company told me it is.

                                        Anyway, pay Rudy. The bill is in the desk by that file of stuff on Lindsey.

                                        Where was I? Oh yeah, I accomplished so much. We have our great, great health care plan, which I’ll be releasing in two weeks. It will be better than that disastrous Obamacare you idiots came up with. So that’s coming up soon, since I can still technically be president if I want to, since I won, by a lot, and you lost. I beat you in a landslide, you know that’s true.

                                        Some losers in the media keep saying I should just say you won. They say crazy stuff, like that I’m “fomenting violence.” What does “fomenting” even mean? I gotta ask Jared.

                                        Speaking of Jared, can you give him a job? That would be a good way to unify the country, and frankly, I can’t stand the kid. Creepy looking. I just had him around to keep Ivanka happy. Isn’t she beautiful? Not sure what she sees in that skinny weirdo, but whatever.

                                        Now look, I know you’re going to screw up everything I’ve done, and I want you to know this: I don’t care. I just want to get down to Mar-a-Lago and keep bilking money from these rubes I sold hats to. So how about you give me a big pardon? Not that I’ve done anything wrong, but just in case. You give me a pardon, I’ll give you nothing and we’ll call it even, deal?

                                        I had Stephen Miller draw up the pardon papers. They’re in that same drawer with the wall bills and the Lindsey dirt … sorry, I mean “information.”

                                        Oh, speaking of Miller, there might be bags of human hair stashed in a few places. We tried to find them all, but he’s pretty sneaky.

                                        Good luck, dummy.

                                        NOT!

                                        — STILL President Donald J. Trump

                                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 20 Jan 2021, 21:13 last edited by
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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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