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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
– Author unknownGOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
ROTTWEILER: Make me.
LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark!
CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?
YORKSHIRE TERRIER: I'm over qualified, have the boxer do it.
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z…z
SCHNAUZER: Bark bark bark. Mom, the lightbulb is out…bark bark bark bark…MOM! I said the lightbulb is out! Bark bark bark bark bark…MOM!!! WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN'T YOU HEAR? I MEAN, HELLO????
SHIH TZU – Who me, change a light bulb? We are royal descendants and we have staff to do that for us. -
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@George-K said in Funny Pics:
Unfortunate abbreviation:
Is that “Tasty Ass..........Crackers“ or “Tasty....Ass Crackers”?
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@George-K said in Funny Pics:
Unfortunate abbreviation:
Is that “Tasty Ass..........Crackers“ or “Tasty....Ass Crackers”?
@LuFins-Dad said in Funny Pics:
Is that “Tasty Ass..........Crackers“ or “Tasty....Ass Crackers”?
Yes, "Ass" is a difficult word.
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@jon-nyc said in Funny Pics:
Maybe I’ll go for a curry instead.
(seen on FB)
There's a sign on the way out that says "Come again!"
It’s all just sementics...
That will rub some people the wrong way.
Get a load of this place!
Their special is jerk chicken.
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File under kewl military pic of the day
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