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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    jon-nyc
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    #358

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    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • George KG Offline
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      George K
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      The saddest book ever written:

      https://www.amazon.com/Microwave-Cooking-One-Marie-Smith/dp/1565546660/ref=sr_1_2?crid=3U7P9T4GNCDEU&dchild=1&keywords=microwave+cooking+for+one&qid=1599737964&sprefix=microwave+cooking+for+%2Caps%2C308&sr=8-2

      Microwave Cooking For One.JPG

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        The saddest book ever written:

        https://www.amazon.com/Microwave-Cooking-One-Marie-Smith/dp/1565546660/ref=sr_1_2?crid=3U7P9T4GNCDEU&dchild=1&keywords=microwave+cooking+for+one&qid=1599737964&sprefix=microwave+cooking+for+%2Caps%2C308&sr=8-2

        Microwave Cooking For One.JPG

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        LuFins Dad
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        #360

        @George-K said in Funny Pics:

        The saddest book ever written:

        https://www.amazon.com/Microwave-Cooking-One-Marie-Smith/dp/1565546660/ref=sr_1_2?crid=3U7P9T4GNCDEU&dchild=1&keywords=microwave+cooking+for+one&qid=1599737964&sprefix=microwave+cooking+for+%2Caps%2C308&sr=8-2

        Microwave Cooking For One.JPG

        Oh my! I went to read the reviews thinking there had to be some funny ones, and there weren't! 123 serious reviews!

        The Brad

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        • LarryL Offline
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          Larry
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          • jon-nycJ Online
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            jon-nyc
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            #362

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            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • George KG Offline
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              George K
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • jon-nycJ Online
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                jon-nyc
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                #364

                Hahahahaha

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • George KG Offline
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                  #365

                  I made a sex tape...

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    Larry
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                    #366

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                      #367

                      How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
                      – Author unknown

                      GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
                      BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
                      DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
                      ROTTWEILER: Make me.
                      LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
                      TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
                      JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
                      POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
                      GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
                      COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
                      DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
                      BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark!
                      CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
                      POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
                      GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?
                      YORKSHIRE TERRIER: I'm over qualified, have the boxer do it.
                      AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
                      OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
                      HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z…z
                      SCHNAUZER: Bark bark bark. Mom, the lightbulb is out…bark bark bark bark…MOM! I said the lightbulb is out! Bark bark bark bark bark…MOM!!! WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN'T YOU HEAR? I MEAN, HELLO????
                      SHIH TZU – Who me, change a light bulb? We are royal descendants and we have staff to do that for us.

                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                        George K
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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          Larry
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                          Link to video

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                            LuFins Dad
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                            alt text

                            The Brad

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                              George K
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                              Unfortunate abbreviation:

                              Managers-Special.jpg

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                jon-nyc
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                                #372

                                Maybe I’ll go for a curry instead...

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                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                • George KG George K

                                  Unfortunate abbreviation:

                                  Managers-Special.jpg

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                                  LuFins Dad
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                                  #373

                                  @George-K said in Funny Pics:

                                  Unfortunate abbreviation:

                                  Managers-Special.jpg

                                  Is that “Tasty Ass..........Crackers“ or “Tasty....Ass Crackers”?

                                  The Brad

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                                  • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                                    @George-K said in Funny Pics:

                                    Unfortunate abbreviation:

                                    Managers-Special.jpg

                                    Is that “Tasty Ass..........Crackers“ or “Tasty....Ass Crackers”?

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                                    @LuFins-Dad said in Funny Pics:

                                    Is that “Tasty Ass..........Crackers“ or “Tasty....Ass Crackers”?

                                    Yes, "Ass" is a difficult word.

                                    Link to video

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                                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                      Maybe I’ll go for a curry instead...

                                      B380C3BB-E157-478B-810C-250727CA00C6.jpeg

                                      George KG Offline
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                                      George K
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                                      @jon-nyc said in Funny Pics:

                                      Maybe I’ll go for a curry instead.

                                      (seen on FB)

                                      There's a sign on the way out that says "Come again!"

                                      It’s all just sementics...

                                      That will rub some people the wrong way.

                                      Get a load of this place!

                                      Their special is jerk chicken.

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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