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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    #359

    The saddest book ever written:

    https://www.amazon.com/Microwave-Cooking-One-Marie-Smith/dp/1565546660/ref=sr_1_2?crid=3U7P9T4GNCDEU&dchild=1&keywords=microwave+cooking+for+one&qid=1599737964&sprefix=microwave+cooking+for+%2Caps%2C308&sr=8-2

    Microwave Cooking For One.JPG

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • George KG George K

      The saddest book ever written:

      https://www.amazon.com/Microwave-Cooking-One-Marie-Smith/dp/1565546660/ref=sr_1_2?crid=3U7P9T4GNCDEU&dchild=1&keywords=microwave+cooking+for+one&qid=1599737964&sprefix=microwave+cooking+for+%2Caps%2C308&sr=8-2

      Microwave Cooking For One.JPG

      LuFins DadL Offline
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      LuFins Dad
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      #360

      @George-K said in Funny Pics:

      The saddest book ever written:

      https://www.amazon.com/Microwave-Cooking-One-Marie-Smith/dp/1565546660/ref=sr_1_2?crid=3U7P9T4GNCDEU&dchild=1&keywords=microwave+cooking+for+one&qid=1599737964&sprefix=microwave+cooking+for+%2Caps%2C308&sr=8-2

      Microwave Cooking For One.JPG

      Oh my! I went to read the reviews thinking there had to be some funny ones, and there weren't! 123 serious reviews!

      The Brad

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      • LarryL Offline
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        Larry
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        #361

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        • jon-nycJ Online
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          jon-nyc
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          #362

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          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          • George KG Offline
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            George K
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            #363

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • jon-nycJ Online
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              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #364

              Hahahahaha

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • George KG Offline
                George KG Offline
                George K
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                #365

                I made a sex tape...

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • LarryL Offline
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                  Larry
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                  #366

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                    #367

                    How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
                    – Author unknown

                    GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
                    BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
                    DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
                    ROTTWEILER: Make me.
                    LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
                    TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
                    JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
                    POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
                    GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
                    COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
                    DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
                    BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark!
                    CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
                    POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
                    GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?
                    YORKSHIRE TERRIER: I'm over qualified, have the boxer do it.
                    AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
                    OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
                    HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z…z
                    SCHNAUZER: Bark bark bark. Mom, the lightbulb is out…bark bark bark bark…MOM! I said the lightbulb is out! Bark bark bark bark bark…MOM!!! WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN'T YOU HEAR? I MEAN, HELLO????
                    SHIH TZU – Who me, change a light bulb? We are royal descendants and we have staff to do that for us.

                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                    • George KG Offline
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                      George K
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                      #368

                      alt text

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      • LarryL Offline
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                        Larry
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                        #369

                        Link to video

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                        • LuFins DadL Offline
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                          LuFins Dad
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                          #370

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                          The Brad

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                          • George KG Offline
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                            George K
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                            Unfortunate abbreviation:

                            Managers-Special.jpg

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
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                              #372

                              Maybe I’ll go for a curry instead...

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                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              • George KG George K

                                Unfortunate abbreviation:

                                Managers-Special.jpg

                                LuFins DadL Offline
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                                LuFins Dad
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #373

                                @George-K said in Funny Pics:

                                Unfortunate abbreviation:

                                Managers-Special.jpg

                                Is that “Tasty Ass..........Crackers“ or “Tasty....Ass Crackers”?

                                The Brad

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                                • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                                  @George-K said in Funny Pics:

                                  Unfortunate abbreviation:

                                  Managers-Special.jpg

                                  Is that “Tasty Ass..........Crackers“ or “Tasty....Ass Crackers”?

                                  KlausK Offline
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                                  Klaus
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #374

                                  @LuFins-Dad said in Funny Pics:

                                  Is that “Tasty Ass..........Crackers“ or “Tasty....Ass Crackers”?

                                  Yes, "Ass" is a difficult word.

                                  Link to video

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                                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                    Maybe I’ll go for a curry instead...

                                    B380C3BB-E157-478B-810C-250727CA00C6.jpeg

                                    George KG Offline
                                    George KG Offline
                                    George K
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                                    #375

                                    @jon-nyc said in Funny Pics:

                                    Maybe I’ll go for a curry instead.

                                    (seen on FB)

                                    There's a sign on the way out that says "Come again!"

                                    It’s all just sementics...

                                    That will rub some people the wrong way.

                                    Get a load of this place!

                                    Their special is jerk chicken.

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #376

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Mik
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                                        #377

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                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                          Please love yourself.

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