Goldfish. I get it.

[Mik]

Pro tip: Get one that is NOT unique looking. that way when it goes belly up you can replace it and kid is none the wiser.

[89th]

@mik sooth. U haz it

[brenda]

I've heard that the eventual size of the goldfish depends on the size of the tank, so you should be fine with the small tank.

[89th]

@brenda true, I also told the employee that we are moving to Minnesota in six months and don’t anticipate the goldfish making the trip

[Mik]

Pro tip 2: When the fish inevitably goes belly up, do not let them see you flush it. It raises lots of uncomfortable questions about deceased relatives.

[brenda]

I had a pair of goldfish while in college, George and Myrtle, named after some relatives. George jumped out of their fish bowl nearly every day, and I would check frequently to see if he needed to return to the bowl. It needed a screen over the bowl, because books blocked the air. He eventually succeeded in achieving his demise. I suspect he was trying to escape Myrtle, who was a champion at creating tremendously long strings of poo, trailing them along like a feather boa on a drag queen.

[89th]

Typical Myrtle!

[Catseye3]

[Axtremus]

@brenda said in Goldfish. I get it.:

I had a pair of goldfish while in college, George and Myrtle, named after some relatives. George jumped out of their fish bowl nearly every day, ...

Ah, George was the New Hampshire sort of gold fish.

[Axtremus]

@89th how has the two year old reacted to the goldfish thus far?

[89th]

@axtremus she gets it Friday morning. I’ll let you know! It’s one ACTIVE fish, I wouldn’t be surprised if it jumps out of the bowl before then.

[jon-nyc]

@catseye3 said in Goldfish. I get it.:

That’s hilarious

[brenda]

@catseye3 said in Goldfish. I get it.:

Ayup, that's the deal right there.

You always find the perfect ones, Cats.

[89th]

Ok, I was wrong. We’ve gone through 2 goldfish in less than a week.

If we get another one, it’ll be a betta.

[brenda]

@89th said in Goldfish. I get it.:

Ok, I was wrong. We’ve gone through 2 goldfish in less than a week.

If we get another one, it’ll be a betta.

A betta goldfish? You from Joisey?

[89th]

@brenda

Actually if it’s my 3rd it should be a gamma

[Friday]

@89th What happened? Did they both jump out?

[Mik]

Got cat?

[brenda]

@89th said in Goldfish. I get it.:

Ok, I was wrong. We’ve gone through 2 goldfish in less than a week.

If we get another one, it’ll be a betta.

Maybe the water needs to have the chlorine treated to make it safe for fishies. I use a product to treat the froggos' water. It's cheap and lasts nearly forever. I'll find a link for you. BRB

[brenda]

@brenda said in Goldfish. I get it.:

@89th said in Goldfish. I get it.:

Ok, I was wrong. We’ve gone through 2 goldfish in less than a week.

If we get another one, it’ll be a betta.

Maybe the water needs to have the chlorine treated to make it safe for fishies. I use a product to treat the froggos' water. It's cheap and lasts nearly forever. I'll find a link for you. BRB

Here are a couple options :

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004LO9KSY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_.bh7FbZPERCXY

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000255MZG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_7eh7FbXCX026Y?psc=1