Halloween thread

[jon-nyc]

[Larry]

I'm going dressed as a democrat. I'll force the kids to give me half of their candy.

[Axtremus]

@Larry said in Halloween thread:

I'm going dressed as a democrat. I'll force the kids to give me half of their candy.

Goes to show you do not understand Democrats.

A real Democrat would apply means testing and use a progressive scale to force kids who acquire more candy to give him a larger share of their candy.

[Mik]

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

[George K]

[Mik]

[Mik]

Going to be a slow night.

[Copper]

No candy tonight.

It's been 38 years since we didn't give out candy.

covid

[Klaus]

We had quite a few trick-and-treaters this year. More than ever before in fact.

Word must have gone round that my wife and not I am opening the door on Halloween.

[LuFins Dad]

Our church did a socially distanced Trunk or treat for the community. All the volunteers were temp checked, masked, and gloved. The candy was all purchased from a single source and traceable.

We had over 1200 kids in 900 cars come through.

Karla, Finley, and I did a Toy Story scene. Our parking space was done up as Andy’s room, I was woody, Karla was Jesse, and Finley was Buzz Lightyear.

[George K]

@LuFins-Dad said in Halloween thread:

I was woody

Must. Not.....

[Mik]

Capitals matter.

[George K]

@Mik said in Halloween thread:

Capitals matter.

Nothing like nouning adjectives, right?

[89th]

While driving this evening I saw two teenagers ride their bikes up to a porch and dump the entire bucket of candy into their backpack. Does it make me an old curmudgeon that I was this close to pulling over and making them put it back?

Seriously, what trashy scum to do that.

[89th]

On the flip side. We took our 2 year old out to walk around the neighborhood around 5pm. Lots of houses had tables and other socially distant candy options. Was very nice to see and I loved watching my daughters reaction to all the decorations.

[Aqua Letifer]

@89th said in Halloween thread:

Does it make me an old curmudgeon that I was this close to pulling over and making them put it back?

You were just going to park and yell at them? Yeah man, I think that's squarely in middle-aged man territory. At least pull a gun on them or something, or threaten them with a 7-iron.

[89th]

Hah actually my wife was in the car and as I rolled down my window she was like “and this ia how folks get shot”

[Aqua Letifer]

@89th said in Halloween thread:

Hah actually my wife was in the car and as I rolled down my window she was like “and this ia how folks get shot”

Nah, where you live you run the greatest threat of being recorded and posted on YouTube.