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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    jon-nyc
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    I didn’t handcuff anyone bleeding to death.

    And i know what happened to indira ghandi but even if I didn’t, I’m sufficiently good at multitasking to look it up while continuing to slag off the pakis.

    Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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    • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

      @jon-nyc said:

      I didn’t realize that. Sikh’s are anything but foul. Rather surprising.

      Maybe take a moment off from slagging off the Pakis with your British chums and go look up what happened to Indira Gandhi (a rather foul Hindu, incidentally, if you listen to Salman Rushdie).

      So, when you made an assumption about who the killer was, it was perfectly natural, but when the police made a completely different but equally wrong assumption, it was because they were hopelessly woke?

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      @Doctor-Phibes said:

      @jon-nyc said:

      I didn’t realize that. Sikh’s are anything but foul. Rather surprising.

      Maybe take a moment off from slagging off the Pakis with your British chums and go look up what happened to Indira Gandhi (a rather foul Hindu, incidentally, if you listen to Salman Rushdie).

      So, when you made an assumption about who the killer was, it was perfectly natural, but when the police made a completely different but equally wrong assumption, it was because they were hopelessly woke?

      Link to video

      Education is extremely important.

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        Horace
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        #10

        Video starts at 5:00

        Link to video

        Cop: Has anybody been hurt?
        Victim: I can't breathe. I've been stabbed.
        Cop: I don't think you have, mate. <Slaps handcuffs on>

        Education is extremely important.

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        • HoraceH Horace

          @Doctor-Phibes said:

          @jon-nyc said:

          I didn’t realize that. Sikh’s are anything but foul. Rather surprising.

          Maybe take a moment off from slagging off the Pakis with your British chums and go look up what happened to Indira Gandhi (a rather foul Hindu, incidentally, if you listen to Salman Rushdie).

          So, when you made an assumption about who the killer was, it was perfectly natural, but when the police made a completely different but equally wrong assumption, it was because they were hopelessly woke?

          Link to video

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          Doctor Phibes
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          @Horace said:

          @Doctor-Phibes said:

          @jon-nyc said:

          I didn’t realize that. Sikh’s are anything but foul. Rather surprising.

          Maybe take a moment off from slagging off the Pakis with your British chums and go look up what happened to Indira Gandhi (a rather foul Hindu, incidentally, if you listen to Salman Rushdie).

          So, when you made an assumption about who the killer was, it was perfectly natural, but when the police made a completely different but equally wrong assumption, it was because they were hopelessly woke?

          Link to video

          That guys got a great afro.

          For a white guy.

          I was only joking

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          • HoraceH Horace

            Video starts at 5:00

            Link to video

            Cop: Has anybody been hurt?
            Victim: I can't breathe. I've been stabbed.
            Cop: I don't think you have, mate. <Slaps handcuffs on>

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            Doctor Phibes
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            @Horace said:

            Cop: Has anybody been hurt?
            Victim: I can't breathe. I've been stabbed.
            Cop: I don't think you have, mate. <Slaps handcuffs on>

            No two ways about it - it's fucking horrendous.

            I was only joking

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            • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

              @Horace said:

              Cop: Has anybody been hurt?
              Victim: I can't breathe. I've been stabbed.
              Cop: I don't think you have, mate. <Slaps handcuffs on>

              No two ways about it - it's fucking horrendous.

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              Doctor Phibes
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              Doctor-Phibes said:

              @Horace said:

              Cop: Has anybody been hurt?
              Victim: I can't breathe. I've been stabbed.
              Cop: I don't think you have, mate. <Slaps handcuffs on>

              No two ways about it - it's fucking horrendous.

              That being said, I have some English friends who are ex-cops. 'Woke' is not generally a word that springs to mind.

              I was only joking

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                I don't actually think these cops were "woke". This is a random awful mistake that happens to involve skin colors that make narratives. Which can be said for most of the opposite-direction narratives, like Floyd.

                Education is extremely important.

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                • HoraceH Horace

                  I don't actually think these cops were "woke". This is a random awful mistake that happens to involve skin colors that make narratives. Which can be said for most of the opposite-direction narratives, like Floyd.

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                  Doctor Phibes
                  wrote last edited by Doctor Phibes
                  #15

                  @Horace said:

                  I don't actually think these cops were "woke". This is a random awful mistake that happens to involve skin colors that make narratives.

                  Yes, I agree. Of course, Nigel Farage is all over it like white on a Klan member just as people jumped all over Floyd's situation

                  I was only joking

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                  • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                    @jon-nyc said:

                    I didn’t realize that. Sikh’s are anything but foul. Rather surprising.

                    Maybe take a moment off from slagging off the Pakis with your British chums and go look up what happened to Indira Gandhi (a rather foul Hindu, incidentally, if you listen to Salman Rushdie).

                    So, when you made an assumption about who the killer was, it was perfectly natural, but when the police made a completely different but equally wrong assumption, it was because they were hopelessly woke?

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                    Renauda
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                    @Doctor-Phibes said:

                    @jon-nyc said:

                    I didn’t realize that. Sikh’s are anything but foul. Rather surprising.

                    Maybe take a moment off from slagging off the Pakis with your British chums and go look up what happened to Indira Gandhi (a rather foul Hindu, incidentally, if you listen to Salman Rushdie).

                    Not to mention the Air India bombing in the 1980s.

                    Usually though the Sikh underworld in this country is more akin the Sicilian mafia in the US, they’re too busy fighting one another than bother the general population. Sometimes though collateral damage arising from turf wars on the streets does occur.

                    Elbows up!

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                    • Andrea BA Andrea B

                      What is the most common name given to boys in London?

                      Screenshot 2026-06-02 at 4.09.52 PM.png

                      What about the rest of great britain?

                      Screenshot 2026-06-02 at 4.11.40 PM.png

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                      @Andrea-B said:

                      What is the most common name given to boys in London

                      Speaking as a northerner, we generally referred to them as ‘Wanker’

                      I was only joking

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                      • Andrea BA Andrea B

                        What is the most common name given to boys in London?

                        Screenshot 2026-06-02 at 4.09.52 PM.png

                        What about the rest of great britain?

                        Screenshot 2026-06-02 at 4.11.40 PM.png

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                        Doctor Phibes
                        wrote last edited by Doctor Phibes
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                        @Andrea-B said:

                        What is the most common name given to boys in London?

                        Screenshot 2026-06-02 at 4.11.40 PM.png

                        That's an interesting example of the use of statistics to sell a narrative. You'll notice there are no other Muslim names on the list, which implies that a high proportion of Muslim males are named Muhammad.

                        Incidentally, Mohammed is one of the two most common names amongst our engineers here at work, despite the fact that only 2 out of roughly 40 people are Muslim.

                        I was only joking

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