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    89th
    wrote on 9 Apr 2025, 13:28 last edited by
    #5

    I guess she could be called an Irksome Nit

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    • T Tom-K
      9 Apr 2025, 13:26

      Speaking as a person that prides himself as being completely shallow: for a government official she's kind of hot.

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      Doctor Phibes
      wrote on 9 Apr 2025, 13:30 last edited by
      #6

      @Tom-K said in More cosplay from Noem:

      Speaking as a person that prides himself as being completely shallow: for a government official she's kind of hot.

      She's covered in little orange hand-prints. On the positive side, you could snort Cheeto dust off of her naked body.

      And now I need a lie down.

      I was only joking

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        Jolly
        wrote on 9 Apr 2025, 13:44 last edited by
        #7

        None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

        1. Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).
        2. Safety is on.
        3. Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

        Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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        • J Jolly
          9 Apr 2025, 13:44

          None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

          1. Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).
          2. Safety is on.
          3. Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

          Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

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          Doctor Phibes
          wrote on 9 Apr 2025, 13:51 last edited by
          #8

          @Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

          None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

          1. Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).
          2. Safety is on.
          3. Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

          Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

          Thanks for your input. Now put it away.

          I was only joking

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          • T Tom-K
            9 Apr 2025, 13:26

            Speaking as a person that prides himself as being completely shallow: for a government official she's kind of hot.

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            Mik
            wrote on 9 Apr 2025, 13:51 last edited by
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            @Tom-K said in More cosplay from Noem:

            Speaking as a person that prides himself as being completely shallow: for a government official she's kind of hot.

            I second that.

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            • D Doctor Phibes
              9 Apr 2025, 13:51

              @Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

              None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

              1. Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).
              2. Safety is on.
              3. Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

              Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

              Thanks for your input. Now put it away.

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              Jolly
              wrote on 9 Apr 2025, 14:00 last edited by
              #10

              @Doctor-Phibes said in More cosplay from Noem:

              @Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

              None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

              1. Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).
              2. Safety is on.
              3. Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

              Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

              Thanks for your input. Now put it away.

              I'm not the one licking Cheetos dust off of her body. Although it might be amusing to see you try.

              If the woman would shoot her own dog, imagine what she could do to you...

              “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

              Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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              • J Jolly
                9 Apr 2025, 14:00

                @Doctor-Phibes said in More cosplay from Noem:

                @Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

                None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

                1. Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).
                2. Safety is on.
                3. Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

                Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

                Thanks for your input. Now put it away.

                I'm not the one licking Cheetos dust off of her body. Although it might be amusing to see you try.

                If the woman would shoot her own dog, imagine what she could do to you...

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                Doctor Phibes
                wrote on 9 Apr 2025, 14:03 last edited by
                #11

                @Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

                If the woman would shoot her own dog, imagine what she could do to you...

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                I was only joking

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                • D Doctor Phibes
                  9 Apr 2025, 14:03

                  @Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

                  If the woman would shoot her own dog, imagine what she could do to you...

                  b5005eaa-57b0-4248-ab3e-158b16259303-image.png

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                  Jolly
                  wrote on 9 Apr 2025, 14:07 last edited by
                  #12

                  @Doctor-Phibes said in More cosplay from Noem:

                  @Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

                  If the woman would shoot her own dog, imagine what she could do to you...

                  b5005eaa-57b0-4248-ab3e-158b16259303-image.png

                  Yep, castration...

                  “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                  Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                  • J Jolly
                    9 Apr 2025, 13:44

                    None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

                    1. Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).
                    2. Safety is on.
                    3. Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

                    Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

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                    Renauda
                    wrote on 9 Apr 2025, 14:28 last edited by
                    #13

                    @Jolly

                    Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

                    Doubt it, although I am convinced you can out foghorn her with your usual barnyard bullshit.

                    Elbows up!

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                      Doctor Phibes
                      wrote on 9 Apr 2025, 14:31 last edited by
                      #14

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                      I was only joking

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                      • J Jolly
                        9 Apr 2025, 13:44

                        None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

                        1. Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).
                        2. Safety is on.
                        3. Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

                        Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

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                        89th
                        wrote on 9 Apr 2025, 15:19 last edited by
                        #15

                        @Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

                        None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

                        1. Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).
                        2. Safety is on.
                        3. Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

                        Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

                        Can you imagine what your comment would've been had it been Biden holding that?

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                        • T Tom-K
                          9 Apr 2025, 13:26

                          Speaking as a person that prides himself as being completely shallow: for a government official she's kind of hot.

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                          Horace
                          wrote on 9 Apr 2025, 15:22 last edited by
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                          @Tom-K said in More cosplay from Noem:

                          Speaking as a person that prides himself as being completely shallow: for a government official she's kind of hot.

                          You'd have to appreciate the plastic look.

                          Education is extremely important.

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                          • 8 89th
                            9 Apr 2025, 15:19

                            @Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

                            None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

                            1. Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).
                            2. Safety is on.
                            3. Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

                            Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

                            Can you imagine what your comment would've been had it been Biden holding that?

                            f58f64e3-6017-47ce-9cbf-8c43110881c0-image.png

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                            Jolly
                            wrote on 9 Apr 2025, 15:28 last edited by
                            #17

                            @89th said in More cosplay from Noem:

                            @Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

                            None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

                            1. Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).
                            2. Safety is on.
                            3. Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

                            Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

                            Can you imagine what your comment would've been had it been Biden holding that?

                            f58f64e3-6017-47ce-9cbf-8c43110881c0-image.png

                            He wouldn't have the strength or the sense to do so.

                            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                            • 8 89th
                              9 Apr 2025, 15:19

                              @Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

                              None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

                              1. Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).
                              2. Safety is on.
                              3. Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

                              Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

                              Can you imagine what your comment would've been had it been Biden holding that?

                              f58f64e3-6017-47ce-9cbf-8c43110881c0-image.png

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                              Jolly
                              wrote on 9 Apr 2025, 15:32 last edited by
                              #18

                              @89th said in More cosplay from Noem:

                              @Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

                              None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

                              1. Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).
                              2. Safety is on.
                              3. Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

                              Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

                              Can you imagine what your comment would've been had it been Biden holding that?

                              f58f64e3-6017-47ce-9cbf-8c43110881c0-image.png

                              And another thing...Would you care to argue about anything concerning the weapon, weapon retention and use, caliber and penetration or anything else related to the firearm?

                              “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                              Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                89th
                                wrote on 9 Apr 2025, 16:50 last edited by
                                #19

                                Yeah sure. She should close the ejection port. If no rounds in the chamber, why have a mag inserted? But there probably is a chambered round since the dust cover is open. Oh rule numero uno... never ever point the muzzle towards a friendly, which she absolutely is doing right there.

                                Oh and how can you tell the safety is on? On most M4 carbines it's on the other side of the gun (where her thumb is).

                                Here's a clearer video btw.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 9 Apr 2025, 17:06 last edited by
                                  #20

                                  He noticed the gun pointed at his face and backs up a bit.

                                  "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                  -Cormac McCarthy

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                                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc
                                    9 Apr 2025, 17:06

                                    He noticed the gun pointed at his face and backs up a bit.

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                                    jodi
                                    wrote on 9 Apr 2025, 17:19 last edited by
                                    #21

                                    @jon-nyc said in More cosplay from Noem:

                                    He noticed the gun pointed at his face and backs up a bit.

                                    No kidding. 😬

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                                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc
                                      9 Apr 2025, 17:06

                                      He noticed the gun pointed at his face and backs up a bit.

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                                      Doctor Phibes
                                      wrote on 9 Apr 2025, 17:28 last edited by
                                      #22

                                      @jon-nyc said in More cosplay from Noem:

                                      He noticed the gun pointed at his face and backs up a bit.

                                      Why would he do that when she's clearly got the safety on, her finger isn't even in the guard and she's demonstrated in the past that she's a really good shot?

                                      I was only joking

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                                        wrote on 22 Apr 2025, 01:43 last edited by
                                        #23

                                        https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/politics/homeland-security-kristi-noem-purse-stolen/index.html

                                        Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, the secretary confirmed Monday.

                                        Noem, who was asked about the theft at the White House Easter Egg Roll, acknowledged the incident and said the matter has not been resolved.

                                        The Secret Service, which provides security for Noem, reviewed security camera footage at the Capital Burger restaurant and saw an unknown white male wearing a medical mask steal her bag and leave the restaurant, a law enforcement source said.

                                        The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash.

                                        Wonder why she was carrying so much cash? Kind of unusual in today's world, especially someone like her in her position.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 22 Apr 2025, 09:02 last edited by
                                          #24

                                          Seems very MS-13 like.

                                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                          -Cormac McCarthy

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