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Tom-K

Speaking as a person that prides himself as being completely shallow: for a government official she's kind of hot.

89th

I guess she could be called an Irksome Nit

Doctor Phibes

@Tom-K said in More cosplay from Noem:

Speaking as a person that prides himself as being completely shallow: for a government official she's kind of hot.

She's covered in little orange hand-prints. On the positive side, you could snort Cheeto dust off of her naked body.

And now I need a lie down.

Jolly

None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).
Safety is on.
Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

Doctor Phibes

@Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).

Safety is on.

Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

Thanks for your input. Now put it away.

Mik

@Tom-K said in More cosplay from Noem:

Speaking as a person that prides himself as being completely shallow: for a government official she's kind of hot.

I second that.

Jolly

@Doctor-Phibes said in More cosplay from Noem:

@Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).

Safety is on.

Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

Thanks for your input. Now put it away.

I'm not the one licking Cheetos dust off of her body. Although it might be amusing to see you try.

If the woman would shoot her own dog, imagine what she could do to you...

Doctor Phibes

@Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

If the woman would shoot her own dog, imagine what she could do to you...

Jolly

@Doctor-Phibes said in More cosplay from Noem:

@Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

If the woman would shoot her own dog, imagine what she could do to you...

Yep, castration...

Renauda

@Jolly

Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

Doubt it, although I am convinced you can out foghorn her with your usual barnyard bullshit.

Doctor Phibes

89th

@Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).

Safety is on.

Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

Can you imagine what your comment would've been had it been Biden holding that?

Horace

@Tom-K said in More cosplay from Noem:

Speaking as a person that prides himself as being completely shallow: for a government official she's kind of hot.

You'd have to appreciate the plastic look.

Jolly

@89th said in More cosplay from Noem:

@Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).

Safety is on.

Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

Can you imagine what your comment would've been had it been Biden holding that?

He wouldn't have the strength or the sense to do so.

Jolly

@89th said in More cosplay from Noem:

@Jolly said in More cosplay from Noem:

None of you dumb fuckers -and I use that term charitably - know your ass from a hole in the ground about the use or carry of a tactical M-4 carbine. Yes, it's a posed photo-op. A few things I noticed...

Muzzle is up and not pointed at anybody (it's a little behind the guy on her left).

Safety is on.

Trigger finger is not within the guard. It's not even in the tactical ready position (note guy on her left).

Lastly, can any of you outstanding gun wranglers outshoot her?

Can you imagine what your comment would've been had it been Biden holding that?

And another thing...Would you care to argue about anything concerning the weapon, weapon retention and use, caliber and penetration or anything else related to the firearm?

89th

Yeah sure. She should close the ejection port. If no rounds in the chamber, why have a mag inserted? But there probably is a chambered round since the dust cover is open. Oh rule numero uno... never ever point the muzzle towards a friendly, which she absolutely is doing right there.

Oh and how can you tell the safety is on? On most M4 carbines it's on the other side of the gun (where her thumb is).

Here's a clearer video btw.

jon-nyc

He noticed the gun pointed at his face and backs up a bit.

jodi

@jon-nyc said in More cosplay from Noem:

He noticed the gun pointed at his face and backs up a bit.

No kidding.

Doctor Phibes

@jon-nyc said in More cosplay from Noem:

He noticed the gun pointed at his face and backs up a bit.

Why would he do that when she's clearly got the safety on, her finger isn't even in the guard and she's demonstrated in the past that she's a really good shot?

taiwan_girl

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/politics/homeland-security-kristi-noem-purse-stolen/index.html

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, the secretary confirmed Monday.

Noem, who was asked about the theft at the White House Easter Egg Roll, acknowledged the incident and said the matter has not been resolved.

The Secret Service, which provides security for Noem, reviewed security camera footage at the Capital Burger restaurant and saw an unknown white male wearing a medical mask steal her bag and leave the restaurant, a law enforcement source said.

The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash.

Wonder why she was carrying so much cash? Kind of unusual in today's world, especially someone like her in her position.

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