Speaking of nest eggs

[Horace]

There’s a bird egg in our flower bed, from one of the pond ducks presumably. Don’t tell Trump about it, he really hates nest eggs.

[Horace]

I like how ducks don't bother with a nest. Wherever they happen to be waddling around that day, sure, that's a good place to dump a baby.

[Mik]

Best grab them. Might need something to eat.

[Horace]

I hope pests don't eat it. They eat everything else around there.

[89th]

Are you sure it's not a dinosaur egg?

[Horace]

@89th didn’t taste like one.

[LuFins Dad]

Bird flew! I mean flu!

[Horace]

Gonna be a big family. Yesterday there was only one egg, and it was fully covered in the mulch debris. This morning as I walked towards the nest, the duck flew away, and this is what I saw. I expect them to be covered by tomorrow.

[taiwan_girl]

Fun to watch. Looking forward to when they hatch.

[Horace]

Should be hatching soon. She’s been on them all day for the past two weeks.

[Horace]

There was a sad incident with our dog finding the nest and breaking two eggs. There are six still. I was surprised the mom still accepted the nest after that, but she was unphased.

Duck eggs are supposed to hatch after a month, so we should be close.

[jon-nyc]

Apparently your dog believes in late stage abortions.

[Horace]

@jon-nyc very late. He has murdered adult chickens in his time in China.

[jon-nyc]

4th and 5th trimester. That’s based.

[Mik]

Duck eggs. Yum.