Neighborhood Facebook drama

[Copper]

The 18 year old girl's dad needs gender affirmation.

[Horace]

@89th said in Neighborhood Facebook drama:

Love some stupid neighborhood drama. This was ours yesterday. Someone complained about dogs being walked without leashes, someone else said they had an electronic collar which was legal in our city, but has to be within 6 feet or something... I didn't keep up, but did chuckle at this person's characterization of the dog.

Ah yes, the leashless dogs. That's like a whole genre of neighborhood facebook drama. That and dog poop in the yards.

[taiwan_girl]

@Horace said in Neighborhood Facebook drama:

That and dog poop in the yards.

DOnt know how common it is, but a friend who lives in a apartment complex. Everybody who has a dog has to turn in some of their dog's poop to get DNA tested.

If "unclaimed" poop is found in the complex, they will check to see whose dog it is.

I kind of doubt they are doing this, but maybe just the fear or possibility of it happening is enough to make people clean up after their dogs.

[Axtremus]

@Horace said in Neighborhood Facebook drama:

For the record, IMO it's wrong for 8 year olds to kick 2 year olds in the face.

What if it's a 6 y.o. kicking a 4 y.o. in the face?

[Horace]

@Axtremus said in Neighborhood Facebook drama:

@Horace said in Neighborhood Facebook drama:

For the record, IMO it's wrong for 8 year olds to kick 2 year olds in the face.

What if it's a 6 y.o. kicking a 4 y.o. in the face?

I do not engage with completely ridiculous hypotheticals.

[blondie]

I may have to rejoin FB.
This is hilarious.

[jon-nyc]

One time a 6 or 7 year old pushed my son who was then a toddler. I told the mother, very aggressively, that her child was a sociopath and would end up institutionalized.

[Mik]

@taiwan_girl said in Neighborhood Facebook drama:

@Horace said in Neighborhood Facebook drama:

That and dog poop in the yards.

DOnt know how common it is, but a friend who lives in a apartment complex. Everybody who has a dog has to turn in some of their dog's poop to get DNA tested.

If "unclaimed" poop is found in the complex, they will check to see whose dog it is.

I kind of doubt they are doing this, but maybe just the fear or possibility of it happening is enough to make people clean up after their dogs.

That’s brilliant. Srsly. You know they don’t do it, but it is probably great for compliance.

As for the rest of the brouhahas in this thread, Jeezel Pete. First world problems.

[89th]

@Mik said in Neighborhood Facebook drama:

As for the rest of the brouhahas in this thread, Jeezel Pete. First world problems.

I told my wife the same thing. I said don't these folks know that, in the context of the whole world, they're living in like the top 0.01% of a neighborhood environment?

[blondie]

I’ve talked about Italiano “Stella” before. Prior to FB, back in the ancient home phone era, she’d be calling all the neighbors to squawk off of any injustice she witnessed on the playground. It’s like she worked through a list of street moms.

[Mik]

We had Mrs. Mitchell who would stand at the picture window all day watching all the neighborhood kids. Woe to you if you mistreated her little Denny. Which of course just made us abuse him more. Tribes of boys are pretty vicious.

[blondie]

Yup. The 2 little Raviolis got it too. All because of their mom.

[blondie]

Stella, or one of her family, stole my kickass beautiful fuschia Iris bulbs one year. I still can’t prove it. But still they bloom in her front yard. She will rot in Hell for that.

[Horace]

@Horace said in Neighborhood Facebook drama:

Was it confusing to read a story of an 18 year old daughter and an 8 year old grand daughter, and have to piece together that the daughter must be an aunt rather than the mother of the 8 year old? Yes!

The thread got shut down for further comment, but the original poster edited his original post and added clarification that the 18 year old was, indeed, an aunt rather than a mother. Nailed it.

Before it got shut down, the fight spread to neighbors who took one side or another. Some people think that it's never ok for an older adult male to use a swear word in front of an 8 or 18 year old girl. Others think that it's wrong for an 8 year old girl to kick a 2 year old girl in the face. (After much deliberation, I, too, came to that conclusion.) One thing both sides want the other side to know, is that nothing could be said to change their mind.

Also, I looked at the chiropractor's profile. Thin blonde woman with huge, novelty-sized fake breasts. That checks out.

[Doctor Phibes]

TTIWWOP

[89th]

@Horace said in Neighborhood Facebook drama:

Also, I looked at the chiropractor's profile. Thin blonde woman with huge, novelty-sized fake breasts. That checks out.

Ironically that could lead to back problems.

[Doctor Phibes]

Horace is actually in a pr0n movie, he just hasn't figured it out yet.

[Horace]

[blondie]

Whoa. Those are dangerous.

[Jolly]

In case y'all didn't know it, chiropractors are manipulative.