Climate Change moves Trump's Inauguration

[jon-nyc]

To the farm comment the interviewer should have said ‘But you guys are men. Trump’s a walking, talking hymen’.

[Axtremus]

“When hell freezes over.”

[Renauda]

@George-K said in Climate Change moves Trump's Inauguration:

@Renauda said in Climate Change moves Trump's Inauguration:

What about in a Dyson Sphere?

Is a Dyson Sphere empty?

In theory, no. In reality who know if there even is such a sphere in the universe. There is however a Dyson vacuum. I have one in the hall closet.

[NobodySock]

Sure , why not? They shit all over the place 4 years ago. Time for another reshitting.

[Jolly]

Y'all sure have your panties in a wad.

[jon-nyc]

Soooooo much bigger than TFM’s crowd 8 years later.

[Copper]

Move the Inauguration to July 4.

[Jolly]

@Copper said in Climate Change moves Trump's Inauguration:

Move the Inauguration to July 4.

And hold a military parade!

[George K]

[taiwan_girl]

@89th said in Climate Change moves Trump's Inauguration:

Winds during JFK also were 20-25mph. Made it feel like 8 degrees. But he didn’t worry about crowd size.

And he gave his speech in just a suit coat!!

[George K]

https://www.weather.gov/lwx/events_Inauguration

[Jolly]

@taiwan_girl said in Climate Change moves Trump's Inauguration:

@89th said in Climate Change moves Trump's Inauguration:

Winds during JFK also were 20-25mph. Made it feel like 8 degrees. But he didn’t worry about crowd size.

And he gave his speech in just a suit coat!!

And he was what? 43?

[jon-nyc]

@taiwan_girl said in Climate Change moves Trump's Inauguration:

@89th said in Climate Change moves Trump's Inauguration:

Winds during JFK also were 20-25mph. Made it feel like 8 degrees. But he didn’t worry about crowd size.

And he gave his speech in just a suit coat!!

So many men in top hats. That was the end of an era. By the time Johnson had a proper swearing in in 1965 Ladybird was the one person wearing a hat.

[Jolly]

But, especially in January, there are good reasons to wear a hat.

[jon-nyc]

Yeah but by the mid to late 60s top hats were all but gone. Men would wear bowlers or fedoras or something else when it was cold out.

[jon-nyc]

As I look at them, the top hat isn’t a very good winter hat. It doesn’t even cover the ears. Give me my knit hat any day. (Like today, with the windchill of 6F when I shoveled my sidewalk this morning in anticipation of an early morning furniture delivery).

[Jolly]

@jon-nyc said in Climate Change moves Trump's Inauguration:

Yeah but by the mid to late 60s top hats were all but gone. Men would wear bowlers or fedoras or something else when it was cold out.

Alex, I'll take cowboy hats for one hundred, please...

[jon-nyc]

That was designed to keep sun and rain off your head and neck. Not to keep you warm.

[jon-nyc]

These guys never wore cowboy hats, even if they were herders.

[Jolly]

@jon-nyc said in Climate Change moves Trump's Inauguration:

That was designed to keep sun and rain off your head and neck. Not to keep you warm.

You must have never worn a hat. A good hat can make a good bit of difference in how warm you are.

There are several different custom cowboy hat makers out there. Some will mail you a measurement device, (George, it looks like a medical halo, but with more adjustable points) so you can do a remote fitting.

I think custom hats start in the $400 range, but a good one will cost more.