Is there anything that Trump can't do?

[Mik]

@Horace said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

My profile picture is from a strange top-angle like @soaps_hope which makes me look 20 years younger and 100 pounds lighter. It always works, and it's not technically a catfish. Totally me, just way more attractive than I ever actually am in real life.

The internet in a nutshell.

[Doctor Phibes]

This is me, if anybody fancies a quick shag...

[Mik]

I think you've piqued 89th's interest...

[Doctor Phibes]

He loves a man with a pipe.

[89th]

LOL

[Jolly]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

He loves a man with a pipe.

Who knows how to lay it.

[jon-nyc]

@George-K said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

Is there anything that Trump can't do?

Touch his toes?
See his toes?
A pull-up?
Put the country’s interest above his own?
Stay faithful to a wife?
Finish a book?
Ride a bike for 10 miles?
A proper push up?
Calculus?
Speak a foreign language?
Reach an octave?
Clear a recognizable definition of ‘good character?’

I could go on. How much time do I have?

[Jolly]

What can Harris do?

[jon-nyc]

Probably the majority of my list from the previous post. Wouldn’t imagine she could do calculus. Unless it’s Tamil, I doubt she speaks another language.

[Jolly]

Yeah, but I bet she can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch...

[jon-nyc]

Trump probably could too. With his dentures out for bonus points. He’s got a huge mouth.

[Horace]

I'm disappointed in the level of discourse in this thread.

[jon-nyc]

You spelled ‘TTIWWOP’ wrong.

[Axtremus]

@jon-nyc said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

@George-K said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

Is there anything that Trump can't do?

Touch his toes?
See his toes?
A pull-up?
Put the country’s interest above his own?
Stay faithful to a wife?
Finish a book?
Ride a bike for 10 miles?
A proper push up?
Calculus?
Speak a foreign language?
Reach an octave?
Clear a recognizable definition of ‘good character?’

I could go on. How much time do I have?

Build a wall and get Mexico to pay for it?
Repeal the Affordable Care Act?
Buy Greenland?
Sign a peace treaty with Kim Jung Un?
Prove electoral fraud in a court of law?
Release his tax returns?
Win the popular vote?

[Doctor Phibes]

STFU when he realises he has absolutely no idea of what he's talking about?

[Doctor Phibes]

Look at himself in the mirror without getting a semi?

[Copper]

[Aqua Letifer]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

STFU when he realises he has absolutely no idea of what he's talking about?

With Harris that's all the time, though.

[89th]

@Copper said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

When did he donate $25 million?

I figured that picture was going to be him throwing out paper towels at people.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

STFU when he realises he has absolutely no idea of what he's talking about?

With Harris that's all the time, though.

Ah, an obligatory whattaboutism deflection!