Is there anything that Trump can't do?

[Doctor Phibes]

This is me, if anybody fancies a quick shag...

[Mik]

I think you've piqued 89th's interest...

[Doctor Phibes]

He loves a man with a pipe.

[89th]

LOL

[Jolly]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

He loves a man with a pipe.

Who knows how to lay it.

[jon-nyc]

@George-K said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

Is there anything that Trump can't do?

Touch his toes?
See his toes?
A pull-up?
Put the country’s interest above his own?
Stay faithful to a wife?
Finish a book?
Ride a bike for 10 miles?
A proper push up?
Calculus?
Speak a foreign language?
Reach an octave?
Clear a recognizable definition of ‘good character?’

I could go on. How much time do I have?

[Jolly]

What can Harris do?

[jon-nyc]

Probably the majority of my list from the previous post. Wouldn’t imagine she could do calculus. Unless it’s Tamil, I doubt she speaks another language.

[Jolly]

Yeah, but I bet she can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch...

[jon-nyc]

Trump probably could too. With his dentures out for bonus points. He’s got a huge mouth.

[Horace]

I'm disappointed in the level of discourse in this thread.

[jon-nyc]

You spelled ‘TTIWWOP’ wrong.

[Axtremus]

@jon-nyc said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

@George-K said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

Is there anything that Trump can't do?

Touch his toes?
See his toes?
A pull-up?
Put the country’s interest above his own?
Stay faithful to a wife?
Finish a book?
Ride a bike for 10 miles?
A proper push up?
Calculus?
Speak a foreign language?
Reach an octave?
Clear a recognizable definition of ‘good character?’

I could go on. How much time do I have?

Build a wall and get Mexico to pay for it?
Repeal the Affordable Care Act?
Buy Greenland?
Sign a peace treaty with Kim Jung Un?
Prove electoral fraud in a court of law?
Release his tax returns?
Win the popular vote?

[Doctor Phibes]

STFU when he realises he has absolutely no idea of what he's talking about?

[Doctor Phibes]

Look at himself in the mirror without getting a semi?

[Copper]

[Aqua Letifer]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

STFU when he realises he has absolutely no idea of what he's talking about?

With Harris that's all the time, though.

[89th]

@Copper said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

When did he donate $25 million?

I figured that picture was going to be him throwing out paper towels at people.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

STFU when he realises he has absolutely no idea of what he's talking about?

With Harris that's all the time, though.

Ah, an obligatory whattaboutism deflection!

[Aqua Letifer]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

STFU when he realises he has absolutely no idea of what he's talking about?

With Harris that's all the time, though.

Ah, an obligatory whattaboutism deflection!

Except it's not, because I'm willing to admit that Trump's a fucking asshole and a liar. As a matter of fact I can't think of anything more stupid, pointless and juvenile than to talk about any of these people as if they mean anything important.