Is there anything that Trump can't do?

[George K]

For one thing, it looks like he instilled some sanity into this woman's husband - they divorced.

[Horace]

I can't actually imagine a TDS sufferer being capable of a positive relationship with anybody who didn't share their TDS. So sure, if you want to stop thinking about cause and effect as soon as you hit Trump, you can blame Trump. But it will never not be fascinating to see who does and does not succumb to TDS. These people were latently histrionic over politics long before Trump came along.

[LuFins Dad]

LOL, she’s muted her account.

[89th]

@Horace said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

These people were latently histrionic

As soon as I think I can't be more attracted to you, you go and say something so sexy like that!

[Horace]

@89th said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

@Horace said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

These people were latently histrionic

As soon as I think I can't be more attracted to you, you go and say something so sexy like that!

My profile picture is from a strange top-angle like @soaps_hope which makes me look 20 years younger and 100 pounds lighter. It always works, and it's not technically a catfish. Totally me, just way more attractive than I ever actually am in real life.

[Mik]

@Horace said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

My profile picture is from a strange top-angle like @soaps_hope which makes me look 20 years younger and 100 pounds lighter. It always works, and it's not technically a catfish. Totally me, just way more attractive than I ever actually am in real life.

The internet in a nutshell.

[Doctor Phibes]

This is me, if anybody fancies a quick shag...

[Mik]

I think you've piqued 89th's interest...

[Doctor Phibes]

He loves a man with a pipe.

[89th]

LOL

[Jolly]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

He loves a man with a pipe.

Who knows how to lay it.

[jon-nyc]

@George-K said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

Is there anything that Trump can't do?

Touch his toes?
See his toes?
A pull-up?
Put the country’s interest above his own?
Stay faithful to a wife?
Finish a book?
Ride a bike for 10 miles?
A proper push up?
Calculus?
Speak a foreign language?
Reach an octave?
Clear a recognizable definition of ‘good character?’

I could go on. How much time do I have?

[Jolly]

What can Harris do?

[jon-nyc]

Probably the majority of my list from the previous post. Wouldn’t imagine she could do calculus. Unless it’s Tamil, I doubt she speaks another language.

[Jolly]

Yeah, but I bet she can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch...

[jon-nyc]

Trump probably could too. With his dentures out for bonus points. He’s got a huge mouth.

[Horace]

I'm disappointed in the level of discourse in this thread.

[jon-nyc]

You spelled ‘TTIWWOP’ wrong.

[Axtremus]

@jon-nyc said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

@George-K said in Is there anything that Trump can't do?:

Is there anything that Trump can't do?

Touch his toes?
See his toes?
A pull-up?
Put the country’s interest above his own?
Stay faithful to a wife?
Finish a book?
Ride a bike for 10 miles?
A proper push up?
Calculus?
Speak a foreign language?
Reach an octave?
Clear a recognizable definition of ‘good character?’

I could go on. How much time do I have?

Build a wall and get Mexico to pay for it?
Repeal the Affordable Care Act?
Buy Greenland?
Sign a peace treaty with Kim Jung Un?
Prove electoral fraud in a court of law?
Release his tax returns?
Win the popular vote?

[Doctor Phibes]

STFU when he realises he has absolutely no idea of what he's talking about?