The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[jon-nyc]

singing to Sponge Bob tune

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?
MALAYSIAN AIRLINES 303!

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[George K]

[Catseye3]

[Nunatax]

[Ivorythumper]

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[Larry]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Lol

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

Padma: “Come on over, the kids aren’t home”

Anakin: “I know.”

[xenon]

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Susie doesn’t have any arms.

Bonus: Knock knock. Who’s there? Probably not Susie.

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[Catseye3]

A Navy ship at sea.

The troops are mustered on deck. The deck officer announces, "Now hear this. Ensign Johnson, your mother died."

The captain was furious. "That was a terrible way to handle such a thing! If this ever happens again, I want to see a lot more sensitivity, mister!"

Months pass. The troops are again in formation. The deck officer: "All personnel whose mothers have not died take one step forward -- not so fast, Seaman Grabowski!"

[LuFins Dad]

What was the last thing to cross Christa McCauliffe’s mind before she died?

The control panel.

[jon-nyc]

I would have said gametes but still...

[LuFins Dad]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I would have said gametes but still...

He was a Psychiatrist and a Pediatrician. Isn’t that wonderful?

Just about every seriously messed up person I know majored in Psychiatry.

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