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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 29 Dec 2020, 13:04 last edited by
    #90

    singing to Sponge Bob tune

    Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?
    MALAYSIAN AIRLINES 303!

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 30 Dec 2020, 20:47 last edited by
      #91

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      Only non-witches get due process.

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        George K
        wrote on 2 Jan 2021, 12:52 last edited by
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        sorry.jpg

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          Catseye3
          wrote on 2 Jan 2021, 13:15 last edited by
          #93

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          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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            Nunatax
            wrote on 3 Jan 2021, 13:30 last edited by
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              Ivorythumper
              wrote on 3 Jan 2021, 18:57 last edited by
              #95

              ginger winner.jpg

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 6 Jan 2021, 00:59 last edited by
                #96

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                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 6 Jan 2021, 18:50 last edited by
                  #97

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                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    6 Jan 2021, 18:50

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                    Larry
                    wrote on 6 Jan 2021, 20:32 last edited by
                    #98

                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                    Lol

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                      George K
                      wrote on 7 Jan 2021, 14:51 last edited by
                      #99

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 10 Jan 2021, 23:24 last edited by
                        #100

                        Padma: “Come on over, the kids aren’t home”

                        Anakin: “I know.”

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          xenon
                          wrote on 10 Jan 2021, 23:58 last edited by
                          #101

                          Why did Susie fall off the swing?

                          Susie doesn’t have any arms.

                          Bonus: Knock knock. Who’s there? Probably not Susie.

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 12 Jan 2021, 12:23 last edited by
                            #102

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                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 14 Jan 2021, 12:48 last edited by
                              #103

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                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                Catseye3
                                wrote on 14 Jan 2021, 16:14 last edited by
                                #104

                                A Navy ship at sea.

                                The troops are mustered on deck. The deck officer announces, "Now hear this. Ensign Johnson, your mother died."

                                The captain was furious. "That was a terrible way to handle such a thing! If this ever happens again, I want to see a lot more sensitivity, mister!"

                                Months pass. The troops are again in formation. The deck officer: "All personnel whose mothers have not died take one step forward -- not so fast, Seaman Grabowski!"

                                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                  LuFins Dad
                                  wrote on 14 Jan 2021, 21:51 last edited by
                                  #105

                                  What was the last thing to cross Christa McCauliffe’s mind before she died?

                                  The control panel.

                                  The Brad

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 21 Jan 2021, 19:10 last edited by
                                    #106

                                    I would have said gametes but still...

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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                                    LuFins DadL 1 Reply Last reply 21 Jan 2021, 19:50
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                                      21 Jan 2021, 19:10

                                      I would have said gametes but still...

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                                      LuFins Dad
                                      wrote on 21 Jan 2021, 19:50 last edited by
                                      #107

                                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      I would have said gametes but still...

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                                      He was a Psychiatrist and a Pediatrician. Isn’t that wonderful?

                                      Just about every seriously messed up person I know majored in Psychiatry.

                                      The Brad

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 22 Jan 2021, 20:38 last edited by
                                        #108

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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 9 Feb 2021, 21:32 last edited by
                                          #109

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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