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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 9 Aug 2022, 10:51 last edited by
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    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      9 Aug 2022, 10:51

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      George K
      wrote on 9 Aug 2022, 11:45 last edited by
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      @jon-nyc too soon?

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 9 Aug 2022, 11:53 last edited by
        #645

        Rather inappropriate, in fact.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          9 Aug 2022, 11:45

          @jon-nyc too soon?

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          LuFins Dad
          wrote on 9 Aug 2022, 11:54 last edited by
          #646

          @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          @jon-nyc too soon?

          Yes, it’s too soon. Which is why it’s in the Dark or Inappropriate Thread!

          The Brad

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            George K
            wrote on 9 Aug 2022, 11:57 last edited by
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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 9 Aug 2022, 12:01 last edited by
              #648

              Lol

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 9 Aug 2022, 12:06 last edited by
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                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  9 Aug 2022, 12:06

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                  George K
                  wrote on 9 Aug 2022, 12:20 last edited by
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                  @jon-nyc Florida Woman

                  The Florida Woman charged with receiving oral sex from her dog confessed to the crime and told cops that the male Husky, named Loki, was just “being curious,” according to a felony complaint.

                  Christina Calello, 36, and Geoffrey Springer, 39, were arrested Tuesday and charged with sexual activity involving animals, a felony. Police identified Springer as Calello’s former boyfriend.

                  Investigators say they recently recovered a video--shot by Springer--showing “the animal performing oral sex on his ex girlfriend.” The video was stored on a flash drive in a “folder titled ‘XXX Sex Videos Loki.’”

                  The recording was made in “May/June 2022,” according to a complaint that does not reveal how police obtained Springer’s “personal USB drive.”

                  Springer identified Calello as the woman in the video, according to cops who noted that both Calello and the woman in the clip have a “heart shape tattoo on her hip area.” Additionally, Springer said Calello “has engaged in 30-50 sexual acts with the dog in a time span of 8 years.”

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 10 Aug 2022, 12:33 last edited by
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                    Makes you want to take up photography.

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Mik
                      wrote on 10 Aug 2022, 19:23 last edited by
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                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        Ivorythumper
                        wrote on 12 Aug 2022, 03:47 last edited by
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                          George K
                          wrote on 12 Aug 2022, 12:46 last edited by
                          #654

                          My wife said I should stop making stupid puns and take her abortion more seriously.

                          I won't let this defetus.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 14 Aug 2022, 21:41 last edited by
                            #655

                            What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

                            If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              14 Aug 2022, 21:41

                              What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

                              If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 14 Aug 2022, 21:43 last edited by
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                              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

                              If you smell the weed from across the room, it’s good.

                              I consider myself lucky that I hadn't poured my first (cheap) Scotch of the evening.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 16 Aug 2022, 23:53 last edited by
                                #657

                                What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

                                Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                • J jon-nyc
                                  16 Aug 2022, 23:53

                                  What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

                                  Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 17 Aug 2022, 00:23 last edited by
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                                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

                                  Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

                                  My keyboard was in need of some (cheap) Scotch.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 26 Aug 2022, 11:24 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 29 Aug 2022, 23:20 last edited by jon-nyc
                                      #660

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                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        Klaus
                                        wrote on 30 Aug 2022, 01:24 last edited by
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                                        I'm not quite sure this is the right thread but I found that answer fascinating.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 2 Sept 2022, 20:12 last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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