The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
The human brain is fascinating. Because I saw that the post was from Jon, my brain implicitly replaced the "g" by a "c", and only after reading it for the third time I realize my error.
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What sound do babies make in the microwave?
I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What sound do babies make in the microwave?
I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.
Well, that's a new high.
You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"
I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.
"Never mind..."
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What sound do babies make in the microwave?
I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.
Well, that's a new high.
You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"
I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.
"Never mind..."
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What sound do babies make in the microwave?
I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.
Well, that's a new high.
You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"
I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.
"Never mind..."
@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Well, that's a new high.
My angel and my devil were at war over this. My devil was impelled to laugh and my angel wanted to go all Judge Judy.
My devil won, but not by much.
I guess we're just bad people, George.
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