The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[Larry]

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Bubba takes his 13 year old daughter to the dr. To get her a prescription for birth control pills....

The Dr says "is she sexually active?"

Bubba says "nah, she just lays there just like her momma does..."

[George K]

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

[George K]

[George K]

Who's better at business. A Crack dealer or a prostitute?
Tthe prostitute, she can wash her Crack out & resell it...

[Klaus]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

The human brain is fascinating. Because I saw that the post was from Jon, my brain implicitly replaced the "g" by a "c", and only after reading it for the third time I realize my error.

[George K]

[George K]

Child to his mother: "Mommy what is dark humor."

"Well sweetheart you see that man over there with no arms?"

"No, Mommy. I'm blind."

"Exactly."

[George K]

[Mik]

[George K]

"Pull my hair."

[George K]

[mark]

[jon-nyc]

So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

She told me they use names now.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

She told me they use names now.

[jon-nyc]

What sound do babies make in the microwave?

I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

What sound do babies make in the microwave?

I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

Well, that's a new high.

You know how people say, "I LOLed at that?"

I literally LOLed, and Mrs. George asked what's so funny.

"Never mind..."

[jon-nyc]

@George-K

I think it’s a contender for the most inappropriate joke ever told on TNCR. It’s certainly in the team photo.

[Catseye3]

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Well, that's a new high.

My angel and my devil were at war over this. My devil was impelled to laugh and my angel wanted to go all Judge Judy.

My devil won, but not by much.

I guess we're just bad people, George.