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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    George K
    wrote on 13 Jun 2022, 22:54 last edited by
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Mik
      wrote on 13 Jun 2022, 22:57 last edited by
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      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        Mik
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        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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          Larry
          wrote on 17 Jun 2022, 19:12 last edited by
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          @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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          Bubba takes his 13 year old daughter to the dr. To get her a prescription for birth control pills....

          The Dr says "is she sexually active?"

          Bubba says "nah, she just lays there just like her momma does..."

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            George K
            wrote on 18 Jun 2022, 11:49 last edited by
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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              George K
              wrote on 19 Jun 2022, 12:07 last edited by
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 19 Jun 2022, 22:23 last edited by
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                What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                Cancer.

                You were warned.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 20 Jun 2022, 14:38 last edited by
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 11:27 last edited by
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                    Who's better at business. A Crack dealer or a prostitute?
                    Tthe prostitute, she can wash her Crack out & resell it...

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      19 Jun 2022, 22:23

                      What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                      Cancer.

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                      Klaus
                      wrote on 22 Jun 2022, 12:00 last edited by
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                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

                      Cancer.

                      The human brain is fascinating. Because I saw that the post was from Jon, my brain implicitly replaced the "g" by a "c", and only after reading it for the third time I realize my error.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 26 Jun 2022, 21:13 last edited by
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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 1 Jul 2022, 12:31 last edited by
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                          Child to his mother: "Mommy what is dark humor."

                          "Well sweetheart you see that man over there with no arms?"

                          "No, Mommy. I'm blind."

                          "Exactly."

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 5 Jul 2022, 14:47 last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              Mik
                              wrote on 6 Jul 2022, 18:28 last edited by
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                              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                George K
                                wrote on 8 Jul 2022, 11:49 last edited by George K 7 Aug 2022, 11:51
                                #597

                                "Pull my hair."

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 00:16 last edited by
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    mark
                                    wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 07:36 last edited by
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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 18:53 last edited by
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                                      So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

                                      She told me they use names now.

                                      You were warned.

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                                        9 Jul 2022, 18:53

                                        So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

                                        She told me they use names now.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 9 Jul 2022, 22:07 last edited by
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                                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        So I asked this Jewish girl for her number.

                                        She told me they use names now.

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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 10 Jul 2022, 08:47 last edited by
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                                          What sound do babies make in the microwave?

                                          I don’t know either, I was too busy jacking off.

                                          You were warned.

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