The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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What do a pregnant teenager and her fetus have in common?
They’re both thinking “fuck my mom’s gonna kill me”
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@Mik I was going to post that on Facebook, but I chickened out
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@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Bubba takes his 13 year old daughter to the dr. To get her a prescription for birth control pills....
The Dr says "is she sexually active?"
Bubba says "nah, she just lays there just like her momma does..."
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What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
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Who's better at business. A Crack dealer or a prostitute?
Tthe prostitute, she can wash her Crack out & resell it... -
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
The human brain is fascinating. Because I saw that the post was from Jon, my brain implicitly replaced the "g" by a "c", and only after reading it for the third time I realize my error.
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Child to his mother: "Mommy what is dark humor."
"Well sweetheart you see that man over there with no arms?"
"No, Mommy. I'm blind."
"Exactly."
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