The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[jon-nyc]

What do a pregnant teenager and her fetus have in common?

They’re both thinking “fuck my mom’s gonna kill me”

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

[George K]

[Mik]

Link to video

[Doctor Phibes]

@Mik I was going to post that on Facebook, but I chickened out

[Nunatax]

[George K]

[Mik]

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[Larry]

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Bubba takes his 13 year old daughter to the dr. To get her a prescription for birth control pills....

The Dr says "is she sexually active?"

Bubba says "nah, she just lays there just like her momma does..."

[George K]

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

[George K]

[George K]

Who's better at business. A Crack dealer or a prostitute?
Tthe prostitute, she can wash her Crack out & resell it...

[Klaus]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

The human brain is fascinating. Because I saw that the post was from Jon, my brain implicitly replaced the "g" by a "c", and only after reading it for the third time I realize my error.

[George K]

[George K]

Child to his mother: "Mommy what is dark humor."

"Well sweetheart you see that man over there with no arms?"

"No, Mommy. I'm blind."

"Exactly."

[George K]

[Mik]