The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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Q: what do a pregnant 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside of her have in common?
A: They’re both thinking, “oh shit, my mom is going to kill me. “
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wrote on 1 Apr 2022, 11:35 last edited by
I went to the library today and asked if they had any books on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "Fuck off. You'll never return it."
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wrote on 3 Apr 2022, 23:26 last edited by
Two lesbians and two gay men are at the same house in Florida, and they both plan to leave for New York at the same time.
Who gets there first?
The lesbians. They do 69 all the way there, but the guys are still back in Florida packing their shit.
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What’s the best thing about a blow job from an Ethiopian chick?
You know she’s going to swallow.
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Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow.
"How old was your husband?" he asked.
"He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I am."
"Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?"
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wrote on 12 Apr 2022, 14:37 last edited by
We might be reaching a new low with this one.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
We might be reaching a new low with this one.
Humor limbo..how low can you go?
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wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 02:00 last edited by
@Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
POTY
There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY. I'm not upset. This is nobody's fault. But I would like to speak to the manager please.
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wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 12:42 last edited by
You sound...woke....triggered, even.
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@Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
POTY
There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY. I'm not upset. This is nobody's fault. But I would like to speak to the manager please.
wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 13:08 last edited by@Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY.
No, you won the award for ‘same post, over and over, all year’. Totally different prize category.
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@Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY.
No, you won the award for ‘same post, over and over, all year’. Totally different prize category.
wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 14:09 last edited by@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY.
No, you won the award for ‘same post, over and over, all year’. Totally different prize category.
Ironically, that’s like the tenth time you’ve told me that.
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wrote on 14 Apr 2022, 14:52 last edited by
I blame leftist pop culture for the lack of diversity in Horace's posts.