The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow.
"How old was your husband?" he asked.
"He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I am."
"Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?"
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@Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
POTY
There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY. I'm not upset. This is nobody's fault. But I would like to speak to the manager please.
Education is extremely important.
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@Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
POTY
There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY. I'm not upset. This is nobody's fault. But I would like to speak to the manager please.
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@Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY.
No, you won the award for ‘same post, over and over, all year’. Totally different prize category.
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY.
No, you won the award for ‘same post, over and over, all year’. Totally different prize category.
Ironically, that’s like the tenth time you’ve told me that.
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I blame leftist pop culture for the lack of diversity in Horace's posts.
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I blame leftist pop culture for the lack of diversity in Horace's posts.
@Doctor-Phibes said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
I blame leftist pop culture for the lack of diversity in Horace's posts.
If my posts were jazz music, you would have an ear for the subtle variations between them. To wooden eared folk like jon, they all seem alike.
