The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

George K · "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

I remember when i first asked the wife for oral pleasure....she never spoke to me for a week....pure bliss.

George K · "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

George K · "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

George K · "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

Q: what do a pregnant 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside of her have in common?

A: They’re both thinking, “oh shit, my mom is going to kill me. “

George K · "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

I went to the library today and asked if they had any books on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "Fuck off. You'll never return it."

George K · "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

Two lesbians and two gay men are at the same house in Florida, and they both plan to leave for New York at the same time.

Who gets there first?

The lesbians. They do 69 all the way there, but the guys are still back in Florida packing their shit.

George K · "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

George K · "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

George K · "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

jon-nyc

What’s the best thing about a blow job from an Ethiopian chick?

You know she’s going to swallow.

mark

George K · "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

George K · "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow.

"How old was your husband?" he asked.

"He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I am."

"Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?"

jon-nyc

We might be reaching a new low with this one.

Catseye3

Mik

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

POTY

Mik

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

We might be reaching a new low with this one.

Humor limbo..how low can you go?

Horace

@Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

POTY

There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY. I'm not upset. This is nobody's fault. But I would like to speak to the manager please.

Mik

You sound...woke....triggered, even.

jon-nyc

@Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY.

No, you won the award for ‘same post, over and over, all year’. Totally different prize category.

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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread