The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow.
"How old was your husband?" he asked.
"He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I am."
"Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?"
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@Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
POTY
There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY. I'm not upset. This is nobody's fault. But I would like to speak to the manager please.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
There must be some mistake. I was told several days ago that I won POTY.
No, you won the award for ‘same post, over and over, all year’. Totally different prize category.
Ironically, that’s like the tenth time you’ve told me that.