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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Grandpa."
"Oh shit! Stop the funeral."
My generation had Wonder Woman.
This generation has to wonder if it is a woman.....
@jon-nyc well...
Of all the things I thought I'd see on a Sunday afternoon/evening, this was really far, far, down on the list.
But, thanks!
The music makes it.
That penis is the size of a giraffe head.
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Probably downloaded it from Pr0nHub.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?
Don't know.... he hasn't opened it yet.....
I remember when i first asked the wife for oral pleasure....she never spoke to me for a week....pure bliss.
Q: what do a pregnant 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside of her have in common?
A: They’re both thinking, “oh shit, my mom is going to kill me. “
I went to the library today and asked if they had any books on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "Fuck off. You'll never return it."
Two lesbians and two gay men are at the same house in Florida, and they both plan to leave for New York at the same time.
Who gets there first?
The lesbians. They do 69 all the way there, but the guys are still back in Florida packing their shit.
What’s the best thing about a blow job from an Ethiopian chick?
You know she’s going to swallow.
