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Very, VERY, NSFW.
Collecting semen from a stud horse is dangerous, very dangerous business. Here's why:
What was he wearing?
@Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
The horse? Probably not a condom.
Hahahahahaaaa
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Grandpa."
"Oh shit! Stop the funeral."
My generation had Wonder Woman.
This generation has to wonder if it is a woman.....
@jon-nyc well...
Of all the things I thought I'd see on a Sunday afternoon/evening, this was really far, far, down on the list.
But, thanks!
The music makes it.
That penis is the size of a giraffe head.
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Probably downloaded it from Pr0nHub.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?
Don't know.... he hasn't opened it yet.....
I remember when i first asked the wife for oral pleasure....she never spoke to me for a week....pure bliss.
Q: what do a pregnant 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside of her have in common?
A: They’re both thinking, “oh shit, my mom is going to kill me. “
