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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • C Catseye3
    1 Mar 2022, 23:36

    @George-K (Eyeroll.) 😁

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    George K
    wrote on 1 Mar 2022, 23:45 last edited by
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    @Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    @George-K (Eyeroll.) 😁

    "Are you a pole vaulter?"

    "No, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • G George K
      1 Mar 2022, 23:45

      @Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      @George-K (Eyeroll.) 😁

      "Are you a pole vaulter?"

      "No, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

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      Catseye3
      wrote on 1 Mar 2022, 23:47 last edited by
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      @George-K All right, that's quite enough, Walter George.

      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        George K
        wrote on 1 Mar 2022, 23:56 last edited by
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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          Improviso
          wrote on 2 Mar 2022, 14:17 last edited by
          #439

          One of my pet peeves is the almost constant use of mobile phones by people while driving, shopping, in the movies, dining and in line at the supermarket etc.

          Does no one know how to say 'I'll call you right back'?

          I was on the beach at Daytona and I had to just sit there and listen to this woman for at least an hour while she talked on her mobile phone and pranced back forth in front of me.

          I couldn't concentrate on my book.

          click to show

          heh.jpg

          How thoughtless and inconsiderate can she be?

          I almost got up and moved!

          We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
          Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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            George K
            wrote on 3 Mar 2022, 02:10 last edited by
            #440

            Hey, @Aqua-s-Sister!

            Have you read this?

            Or, have you caused this?

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              George K
              wrote on 4 Mar 2022, 13:31 last edited by
              #441

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                George K
                wrote on 4 Mar 2022, 23:24 last edited by
                #442

                What's worse than 2 girls running with scissors?

                2 girls scissoring with the runs.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 4 Mar 2022, 23:25 last edited by
                  #443

                  Actually that’s my fetish.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 7 Mar 2022, 23:04 last edited by
                    #444

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      George K
                      wrote on 8 Mar 2022, 15:57 last edited by
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 9 Mar 2022, 03:50 last edited by
                        #446

                        Link to video

                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 02:08 last edited by jon-nyc 3 Nov 2022, 02:08
                          #447

                          What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

                          Walking.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                          • J jon-nyc
                            11 Mar 2022, 02:08

                            What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

                            Walking.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 02:23 last edited by
                            #448

                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

                            Walking.

                            OMG that’s great

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 21:08 last edited by
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                              image.jpeg

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 21:25 last edited by
                                #450

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                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                • G George K
                                  11 Mar 2022, 02:23

                                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

                                  Walking.

                                  OMG that’s great

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                                  Horace
                                  wrote on 11 Mar 2022, 21:42 last edited by
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                                  @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

                                  Walking.

                                  OMG that’s great

                                  Walking? Agreed.

                                  Education is extremely important.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 00:37 last edited by
                                    #452

                                    Very, VERY, NSFW.

                                    Collecting semen from a stud horse is dangerous, very dangerous business. Here's why:

                                    click to show


                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Horace
                                      wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 00:39 last edited by
                                      #453

                                      What was he wearing?

                                      Education is extremely important.

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                                        13 Mar 2022, 00:39

                                        What was he wearing?

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 00:42 last edited by
                                        #454

                                        @Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        What was he wearing?

                                        The horse? Probably not a condom.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 13 Mar 2022, 15:19 last edited by
                                          #455

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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