The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[George K]

@Catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

@George-K (Eyeroll.)

"Are you a pole vaulter?"

"No, I am German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

[Catseye3]

@George-K All right, that's quite enough, Walter George.

[George K]

[Improviso]

One of my pet peeves is the almost constant use of mobile phones by people while driving, shopping, in the movies, dining and in line at the supermarket etc.

Does no one know how to say 'I'll call you right back'?

I was on the beach at Daytona and I had to just sit there and listen to this woman for at least an hour while she talked on her mobile phone and pranced back forth in front of me.

I couldn't concentrate on my book.

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How thoughtless and inconsiderate can she be?

I almost got up and moved!

[George K]

Hey, @Aqua-s-Sister!

Have you read this?

Or, have you caused this?

[George K]

[George K]

What's worse than 2 girls running with scissors?

2 girls scissoring with the runs.

[jon-nyc]

Actually that’s my fetish.

[George K]

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

Link to video

[jon-nyc]

What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

Walking.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

Walking.

OMG that’s great

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

[Horace]

@George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

What’s better than winning six gold medals at the Special Olympics?

Walking.

OMG that’s great

Walking? Agreed.

[George K]

Very, VERY, NSFW.

Collecting semen from a stud horse is dangerous, very dangerous business. Here's why:

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[Horace]

What was he wearing?

[George K]

@Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

What was he wearing?

The horse? Probably not a condom.

[jon-nyc]