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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    jon-nyc
    wrote on last edited by
    #382

    Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down in school zones.

    You were warned.

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    • jon-nycJ Online
      jon-nycJ Online
      jon-nyc
      wrote on last edited by
      #383

      Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

      It never gets old.

      You were warned.

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      • Catseye3C Offline
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        Catseye3
        wrote on last edited by Catseye3
        #384

        Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. ๐Ÿ™‚

        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. โ€“ Mike Ditka

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        • jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nyc
          wrote on last edited by jon-nyc
          #385

          HR rep: I have 3 openings.

          Candidate: Iโ€™ll take anal.

          HR rep:

          You were warned.

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          • Catseye3C Catseye3

            Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. ๐Ÿ™‚

            George KG Offline
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            George K
            wrote on last edited by
            #386

            @catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. ๐Ÿ™‚

            And how.

            If it weren't for his purity score, I'd be shocked.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • X Online
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              xenon
              wrote on last edited by
              #387

              What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

              Names.

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                bachophile
                wrote on last edited by
                #388

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                • George KG Offline
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                  George K
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #389

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • X Online
                    X Online
                    xenon
                    wrote on last edited by xenon
                    #390

                    My girlfriend says having a small penis isnโ€™t a big deal.

                    I dunno if I can get over itโ€ฆ I kinda wish she didnโ€™t have one at all.

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                      Improviso
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #391

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                      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                      • George KG Offline
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                        George K
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #392

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #393

                          Doctor: I have good news and bad news about your baby

                          Parents: Letโ€™s start with the good news

                          Doctor: Heโ€™ll be able to park wherever he wants.

                          You were warned.

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                            Improviso
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #394

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                            We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                            Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                              mark
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                                Copper
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                                #396

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                                • jon-nycJ Online
                                  jon-nycJ Online
                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #397

                                  Lol

                                  You were warned.

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                                  • jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #398

                                    You were warned.

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                                    • Catseye3C Offline
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                                      Catseye3
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #399

                                      Oh yeah, nuthin' wrong there.

                                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. โ€“ Mike Ditka

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                                      • George KG Offline
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                                        George K
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #400

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          bachophile
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                                          @george-k sometimes u need to to open the engine, remove the piston from the cylinder, empty out any residual fluids accumulating in the cylinder, and check carefully for cracks in the cylinder which can be caused by too much stress and overheating, or lack of enough lubricating oil coating the cylinder thus making the action of the piston uneven and even destructive, causing the whole engine not to function smoothly. This instrument allows the mechanic to inspect all aspects of the cylinder to see if all is well, sometimes the whole cylinder should be rebored and made functional again,,although at this point the mechanic may suggest to the driver to replace they cylinder altogether with a newer model, and avoid the coast of a rebuild, or refurbish which is never as good as a the original part.

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