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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 2 Feb 2022, 00:29 last edited by
    #382

    Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down in school zones.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 2 Feb 2022, 01:51 last edited by
      #383

      Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

      It never gets old.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        Catseye3
        wrote on 3 Feb 2022, 17:32 last edited by Catseye3 2 Mar 2022, 17:34
        #384

        Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 00:09 last edited by jon-nyc 2 Apr 2022, 00:09
          #385

          HR rep: I have 3 openings.

          Candidate: I’ll take anal.

          HR rep:

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            3 Feb 2022, 17:32

            Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

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            George K
            wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 00:10 last edited by
            #386

            @catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

            And how.

            If it weren't for his purity score, I'd be shocked.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              xenon
              wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 01:40 last edited by
              #387

              What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

              Names.

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                bachophile
                wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 15:37 last edited by
                #388

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                  George K
                  wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 16:37 last edited by
                  #389

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    xenon
                    wrote on 5 Feb 2022, 06:18 last edited by xenon 2 May 2022, 06:19
                    #390

                    My girlfriend says having a small penis isn’t a big deal.

                    I dunno if I can get over it… I kinda wish she didn’t have one at all.

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                      Improviso
                      wrote on 5 Feb 2022, 13:17 last edited by
                      #391

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                      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 5 Feb 2022, 13:24 last edited by
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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 6 Feb 2022, 17:35 last edited by
                          #393

                          Doctor: I have good news and bad news about your baby

                          Parents: Let’s start with the good news

                          Doctor: He’ll be able to park wherever he wants.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            Improviso
                            wrote on 7 Feb 2022, 14:35 last edited by
                            #394

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                            We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                            Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                              mark
                              wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 04:35 last edited by
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                                Copper
                                wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 17:07 last edited by
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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 18:40 last edited by
                                  #397

                                  Lol

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 19:00 last edited by
                                    #398

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      Catseye3
                                      wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 19:07 last edited by
                                      #399

                                      Oh yeah, nuthin' wrong there.

                                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 12 Feb 2022, 00:52 last edited by
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          bachophile
                                          wrote on 12 Feb 2022, 05:43 last edited by
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                                          @george-k sometimes u need to to open the engine, remove the piston from the cylinder, empty out any residual fluids accumulating in the cylinder, and check carefully for cracks in the cylinder which can be caused by too much stress and overheating, or lack of enough lubricating oil coating the cylinder thus making the action of the piston uneven and even destructive, causing the whole engine not to function smoothly. This instrument allows the mechanic to inspect all aspects of the cylinder to see if all is well, sometimes the whole cylinder should be rebored and made functional again,,although at this point the mechanic may suggest to the driver to replace they cylinder altogether with a newer model, and avoid the coast of a rebuild, or refurbish which is never as good as a the original part.

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