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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
    wrote on last edited by
    #381

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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • jon-nycJ Offline
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      jon-nyc
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      #382

      Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down in school zones.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • jon-nycJ Offline
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        #383

        Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

        It never gets old.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • Catseye3C Offline
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          Catseye3
          wrote on last edited by Catseye3
          #384

          Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on last edited by jon-nyc
            #385

            HR rep: I have 3 openings.

            Candidate: I’ll take anal.

            HR rep:

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • Catseye3C Catseye3

              Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

              George KG Offline
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              George K
              wrote on last edited by
              #386

              @catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

              And how.

              If it weren't for his purity score, I'd be shocked.

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                xenon
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                #387

                What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

                Names.

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                  bachophile
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                  #388

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                  • George KG Offline
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                    George K
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #389

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • X Offline
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                      xenon
                      wrote on last edited by xenon
                      #390

                      My girlfriend says having a small penis isn’t a big deal.

                      I dunno if I can get over it… I kinda wish she didn’t have one at all.

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                        Improviso
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                        #391

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                        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                        • George KG Offline
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                          George K
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #392

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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • jon-nycJ Offline
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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #393

                            Doctor: I have good news and bad news about your baby

                            Parents: Let’s start with the good news

                            Doctor: He’ll be able to park wherever he wants.

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              Improviso
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                              #394

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                              We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                              Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                  #396

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                                  • jon-nycJ Offline
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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    #397

                                    Lol

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #398

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        Catseye3
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #399

                                        Oh yeah, nuthin' wrong there.

                                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                          George K
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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