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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    George K
    wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 14:11 last edited by
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    Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.

    He had the holes whirled in his hands.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      31 Jan 2022, 14:11

      Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.

      He had the holes whirled in his hands.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 14:12 last edited by
      #374

      @george-k

      Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

      You were warned.

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        31 Jan 2022, 14:12

        @george-k

        Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

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        Improviso
        wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 14:17 last edited by Improviso
        #375

        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

        buddy_christ.jpg

        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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          George K
          wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 14:50 last edited by
          #376

          What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

          You only need one nail to hang the picture up.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            LuFins Dad
            wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 16:13 last edited by
            #377

            Where did Christa McCauliffe spend her spring break?

            All over Florida.

            The Brad

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              LuFins Dad
              wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 19:55 last edited by LuFins Dad
              #378

              How many Astronauts can you fit in a Volkswagon Beetle?

              1. 2 in the front seat, 1 in the back, and 7 in the ashtray.

              The Brad

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                LuFins Dad
                wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 19:57 last edited by
                #379

                What was the last thing to go through McCauliffe's mind before she died?

                The armrest of the seat in front of hers.

                The Brad

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                  LuFins Dad
                  wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 20:01 last edited by
                  #380

                  Did you know that NASA dropped Tang in favor of a new official drink?

                  Yep... They moved to Ocean Spray.

                  They only picked Ocean Spray because they couldn't get 7-Up.

                  The Brad

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                    George K
                    wrote on 1 Feb 2022, 21:06 last edited by
                    #381

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 2 Feb 2022, 00:29 last edited by
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                      Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down in school zones.

                      You were warned.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 2 Feb 2022, 01:51 last edited by
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                        Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

                        It never gets old.

                        You were warned.

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                          Catseye3
                          wrote on 3 Feb 2022, 17:32 last edited by Catseye3 2 Mar 2022, 17:34
                          #384

                          Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 00:09 last edited by jon-nyc 2 Apr 2022, 00:09
                            #385

                            HR rep: I have 3 openings.

                            Candidate: I’ll take anal.

                            HR rep:

                            You were warned.

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                              3 Feb 2022, 17:32

                              Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

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                              George K
                              wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 00:10 last edited by
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                              @catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it. 🙂

                              And how.

                              If it weren't for his purity score, I'd be shocked.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                xenon
                                wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 01:40 last edited by
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                                What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

                                Names.

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                                  bachophile
                                  wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 15:37 last edited by
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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 16:37 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      xenon
                                      wrote on 5 Feb 2022, 06:18 last edited by xenon 2 May 2022, 06:19
                                      #390

                                      My girlfriend says having a small penis isn’t a big deal.

                                      I dunno if I can get over it… I kinda wish she didn’t have one at all.

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                                        Improviso
                                        wrote on 5 Feb 2022, 13:17 last edited by
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                                        265979627_4948539148514371_3633453734401600393_n.jpg

                                        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 5 Feb 2022, 13:24 last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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