The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Hellen Keller walked into a bar...
And a table. And a chair. And a wall....
Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.
wrote on 28 Jan 2022, 18:01 last edited by@lufins-dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.
ROFL.
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wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 01:59 last edited by
I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.
My mom always told me it should be with someone special.
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wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 02:01 last edited by
What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?
I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
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wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 02:02 last edited by
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s?
You get to meet new people every day.
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What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?
I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 02:28 last edited by@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?
I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
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wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 13:15 last edited by
I FOUND IT!!!
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I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.
My mom always told me it should be with someone special.
wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 14:29 last edited by@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.
My mom always told me it should be with someone special.
This guy and his wife are getting ready to go to a dinner party, they're running late and the wife just can't make up her mind as to which dress to wear. She says "I'm so frazzled I don't know whether I'm coming or going.."
Her husband says "you must be going.., because when you're coming you look like a Downs Syndrome kid trying to whistle...,"
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wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 21:41 last edited by
I bought a gravy boat at a garage sale….
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Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.
He had the holes whirled in his hands.
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Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.
He had the holes whirled in his hands.
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Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”
wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 14:17 last edited by Improviso@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”
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wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 14:50 last edited by
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You only need one nail to hang the picture up.
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wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 16:13 last edited by
Where did Christa McCauliffe spend her spring break?
All over Florida.
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wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 19:55 last edited by LuFins Dad
How many Astronauts can you fit in a Volkswagon Beetle?
- 2 in the front seat, 1 in the back, and 7 in the ashtray.
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wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 19:57 last edited by
What was the last thing to go through McCauliffe's mind before she died?
The armrest of the seat in front of hers.
