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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    jon-nyc
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    #358

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    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • LarryL Offline
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      Larry
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      #359

      Lets see...

      Two white coaches were given head, and one had a blackhead.....

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      • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

        Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

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        @lufins-dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

        ROFL.

        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        • jon-nycJ Online
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          jon-nyc
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          #361

          I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

          My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          • jon-nycJ Online
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            jon-nyc
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            #362

            What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

            I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • jon-nycJ Online
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              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #363

              What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s?

              You get to meet new people every day.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

                I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

                George KG Offline
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                George K
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                #364

                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

                I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

                😲

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • George KG Offline
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                  George K
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                  #365

                  I FOUND IT!!!

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • George KG Offline
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                    George K
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #366

                    image.jpeg

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                      I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

                      My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

                      LarryL Offline
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                      #367

                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

                      My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

                      This guy and his wife are getting ready to go to a dinner party, they're running late and the wife just can't make up her mind as to which dress to wear. She says "I'm so frazzled I don't know whether I'm coming or going.."

                      Her husband says "you must be going.., because when you're coming you look like a Downs Syndrome kid trying to whistle...,"

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                      • George KG George K

                        I FOUND IT!!!

                        g spot.jpg

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                        #368

                        @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        I FOUND IT!!!

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                        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                          Ivorythumper
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                          I bought a gravy boat at a garage sale…. 5006A6A3-9B3F-45A2-A721-DFC8B805AA51.jpeg

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                          • George KG Offline
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                            George K
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              Nunatax
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                                George K
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                • George KG Offline
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                                  George K
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                                  Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.

                                  He had the holes whirled in his hands.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  • George KG George K

                                    Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.

                                    He had the holes whirled in his hands.

                                    jon-nycJ Online
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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    #374

                                    @george-k

                                    Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                      @george-k

                                      Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

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                                      Improviso
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                                      #375

                                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

                                      buddy_christ.jpg

                                      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                      • George KG Offline
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                                        George K
                                        wrote on last edited by
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                                        What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

                                        You only need one nail to hang the picture up.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          LuFins Dad
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                                          Where did Christa McCauliffe spend her spring break?

                                          All over Florida.

                                          The Brad

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