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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 26 Jan 2022, 15:14 last edited by
    #356

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    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • G George K
      25 Jan 2022, 21:59

      Hay, @Larry !

      Link to video

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      Larry
      wrote on 26 Jan 2022, 15:39 last edited by Larry
      #357

      @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      Hay, @Larry !

      Link to video

      "You gotta suck something....."

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 28 Jan 2022, 09:23 last edited by
        #358

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        Only non-witches get due process.

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          Larry
          wrote on 28 Jan 2022, 16:38 last edited by
          #359

          Lets see...

          Two white coaches were given head, and one had a blackhead.....

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          • L LuFins Dad
            17 Jan 2022, 03:06

            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

            And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

            Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

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            Catseye3
            wrote on 28 Jan 2022, 18:01 last edited by
            #360

            @lufins-dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

            ROFL.

            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 01:59 last edited by
              #361

              I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

              My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

              Only non-witches get due process.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 02:01 last edited by
                #362

                What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

                I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 02:02 last edited by
                  #363

                  What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s?

                  You get to meet new people every day.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • J jon-nyc
                    29 Jan 2022, 02:01

                    What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

                    I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 02:28 last edited by
                    #364

                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

                    I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

                    😲

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      George K
                      wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 13:15 last edited by
                      #365

                      I FOUND IT!!!

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 13:16 last edited by
                        #366

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • J jon-nyc
                          29 Jan 2022, 01:59

                          I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

                          My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

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                          Larry
                          wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 14:29 last edited by
                          #367

                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

                          My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

                          This guy and his wife are getting ready to go to a dinner party, they're running late and the wife just can't make up her mind as to which dress to wear. She says "I'm so frazzled I don't know whether I'm coming or going.."

                          Her husband says "you must be going.., because when you're coming you look like a Downs Syndrome kid trying to whistle...,"

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                          • G George K
                            29 Jan 2022, 13:15

                            I FOUND IT!!!

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                            Improviso
                            wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 14:57 last edited by
                            #368

                            @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            I FOUND IT!!!

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                            We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                            Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                              Ivorythumper
                              wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 21:41 last edited by
                              #369

                              I bought a gravy boat at a garage sale…. 5006A6A3-9B3F-45A2-A721-DFC8B805AA51.jpeg

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                                George K
                                wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 21:57 last edited by
                                #370

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Nunatax
                                  wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 22:25 last edited by
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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 02:09 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 14:11 last edited by
                                      #373

                                      Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.

                                      He had the holes whirled in his hands.

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      • G George K
                                        31 Jan 2022, 14:11

                                        Jesus wasn’t nailed to the cross, they used a power drill on him.

                                        He had the holes whirled in his hands.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 14:12 last edited by
                                        #374

                                        @george-k

                                        Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                                        I 1 Reply Last reply 31 Jan 2022, 14:17
                                        • J jon-nyc
                                          31 Jan 2022, 14:12

                                          @george-k

                                          Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

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                                          Improviso
                                          wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 14:17 last edited by Improviso
                                          #375

                                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the front desk and asks, “can you guys put me up for the night?”

                                          buddy_christ.jpg

                                          We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                          Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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